Blair: “I bought a shirt today.” Nate: “Oh, yeah?” Blair: “It’s yellow. I’m not sure how it will look, but I can return it if I hate it.” Nate: “I like yellow on you.” Blair: “It’s bright yellow. Like…baby toy yellow.” I could have said bright goldish yellow. Or the yellow found in kindergarten rooms. [...]
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This would be what Nate said to me the other night in bed. Concerning my belly. Yeah, that’s what he said. It was an excellent chuckle. But when you’re too exhausted & busy to eat, it’s pretty easy to drop weight. I’m still swollen to the point that the discovery of my ankle bones will [...]
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“I’m just waiting for him to poop so I can make lunch.”
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Blair: ::screaming, grabbing crotch & rolling on couch:: ”OWWW!” Nate: “What’s wrong? Tourettes?” Blair: ::gasps out:: “Lightening crotch!” Nate: “You know what the antidote for that is, right?” Blair: “No, what?” Nate: ::wiggling eyebrows suggestively:: “Thunder cock.” Sorry, ladies. He’s taken.
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While trying to eat a peanut butter cracker that was precariously balance between my forefinger & thumb, I slipped while aiming for my mouth. & it landed on my chin(s). And STUCK. Hello, tasty glob of gooey goodness on my face. (perverted thoughts in 3…2….1….)
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