Dear long weekend, I want you to be full of a clean house, porch-sitting with my husband, fall decorations, long walks, & napping with my boy. It also wouldn’t hurt if you had a batch of oatmeal chocolate chip cookies in the oven & some sunshine streaming through the windows. Most importantly, I want you [...]
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People! We are going on vacation! If I was a good blogger that removed her head from her ass at least once in her life, I’d have guest blogs lined up for y’all to read, with a taste of my favorites. & I’d pre-write & schedule McFatty Monday. & leave you with something witty in [...]
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I believe the phrase of the day is: {AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH} I’m leaving for New York City today. I’m sure that would be fine if I weren’t so socially awkward. & afraid of getting punched in the mouth the first time I say, “Excuse me, y’all!” in my ever-so-sorority-girly-voice that raises five octaves & decibels when I’m [...]
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Last night, Nate decided to entertain Harrison with a little ditty that the child did enjoy, but has been ringing in my pearl-adorned ears all morning. & now it’s stuck in your head, too. You’re welcome.
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I thought about this as I watched Nate crawl out of Harrison’s room last night. No, really. He CRAWLED out on his hands & knees because when he went in for one last check before bed, Harry popped up on his elbows. Looked around like, “Hey, WTF?!” & Nate hit the floor before he could [...]
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It’s only the most delicious fast food ever. Fried chicken, fries with Bo Spice aka a special spice they sprinkle on top, biscuits, mmmmmmm….
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i’m tired. my camera is currently out of commission, which is hindering any inspiration. my meds are messed up right now, which leaves me cranky & unmotivated. & like it’s raining, even though the sun is shining. i would like to drown it all out in bojangle’s & swedish fish, please. or at least a [...]
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Per every Monday, a picture of me flaunting my stuff before a party we attended, celebrating the fact that I have officially hit the one-eighties for weight at 189.6. DO YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE THAT IS TO WEDDING WEIGHT? Like, 1.6 lbs. & I have so much to tell you about Nutrisystem Select & how [...]
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If you’re a Facebook buddy, then you know the angst that has been my own workspace. I’ve spent the past two years blogging from a wee ladder desk & about a month ago, as I was balancing my journal, planner, tea, Mac, & iPod, Nate said, “Babe, I think we need to get you a [...]
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