I am constipated.

Which is physically improbable, considering the 4 cups of coffee I downed this morning along with a greasy egg biscuit from Bojangles.  That is a recipe for an intestinal oil change, yet I stare longingly at my pink Metamucil can.
I must be pregnant.  That is the only possible explanation, no?
I am tempted to run out to Dollar Tree tonight & buy pregnancy tests, 26-degree weather be damned.

p.s. I should catch a large-mouth bass soon with all my fishing.
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Yes, it’s true. I’m KTFU.

First, may I apologize to all readers for a) keeping this secret and b) going soft on your asses the past 2 weeks. Now that the secret is out, let your regular Blair return!

Proof is in the pudding, or at least the pee:

bfptest Yes, its true. Im KTFU.

 Yes, its true. Im KTFU. 11 dpo test. I actually thought I saw a little something on my 9dpo test, but Nate convinced me that I was a psycho nut-job 2 brain cells short of needing rehab.

But then my temp stayed up and at 11 dpo, Nate convinced me to pee since it was “just a dollar.”
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That’s one hell of a BFP chart, no?

I do apologize, readers. I have tons of details & tons of things to write, but need to go for now. To tide you over, here is some blogging I did regarding Little Harpie this past week. New Letter to Harpie will be posted tonight.

Negative, ghost rider.

A temp dip, too! Oh, rapturous joy. Oh, for those that have difficulty reading pregnancy tests and then threaten to sue the test companies ::snicker:: this is what a BFN looks like.

 Negative, ghost rider.

Feel free to take notes.

My first BFN.

I know, I wasn’t going to update you. And don’t think that this is going to happen every time, it is simply that we woke up early so that I could test before Nate left, and now I am wide awake before 7am.

untitled My first BFN. BFN this morning.

I know, it’s only CD 11. It’s not over until the Red Lady sings, but I still couldn’t help but feel a wee bit dissapointed, especially since I am already spotting this morning. Which is weird. I know every cycle is different, but this spotting thing is truly a new concept to my body.

My temp did jump up 0.02, so at least it’s not falling. It gives me hope. Yet I still cramp, now I spot, & so my confidence in this cycle has waned considerably.

::eyes chart warily:: On the other hand, I do have this theory that if I am pg, implantation occurred yesterday at 10 dpo. It’s possible, and it would explain the spotting, the temp dip, and the BFN today. Or I could just stop being an over-analytical douche & take the BFN at face-value. Especially considering it’s our first cycle TTC.

Cycle #1 Douche Award of the Year goes to Blair.

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