Posted on September 25th, 2009 by heirtoblair
I can’t decide if this should be filed under the definition of psychotic or nesting. Because it involves the scrubbing of shampoo bottles. Yes, that’s right. I cleaned my SHAMPOO BOTTLES. Back story: I tend to clean the shower when I’m in the shower (I’ll let you marinate on that visual for a moment) because [...]
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Posted on June 21st, 2009 by heirtoblair
to pull out all contents of your refrigerator, including the drawers & light protectors, & scrub it down with Kitchen Clorox. & then start baking muffins. Right? ::blair feverishly eyes the baskets of office supplies:: You shall be my next victims.
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Posted on April 14th, 2009 by heirtoblair
when I see NT scan results with 1:15,000 and 1:30,000…or 1:75,000 like the other day. Mine was only 1:7,200. ::breathes into paper bag:: Can someone please slap me as the ritual child-to-child comparison by motherhood begins?
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Posted on March 6th, 2009 by heirtoblair
Greetings, greetings to my anxious & lovely readers. Harpie Jr. and I are doing quite fine, minus the paw to the ute sucker-punch HJ endured this morning due to the exuberance of our pup. (don’t worry, there’s nothing she could do that the 10-foot dildo cam hasn’t already done to traumatize my child for life) [...]
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Posted on February 27th, 2009 by heirtoblair
regarding food. And ice cream. I totally just called my local Cold Stone to ask if they have these in store: and they totally do. I’m buying some. Oh, and after another near-fainting experience while I was innocently sitting at my desk, I had my blood pressure taken (110/70 so it’s fine) and called the [...]
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Posted on February 7th, 2009 by heirtoblair
Truly, “nesting” cannot possibly start now. It is going to be a VERY LONG 8 months if I continue to have OCD cleaning tendencies that require Nate to move our stainless steel fridge every week. Or that encourage me to be on my hands & knees with Clorox, scrubbing my baseboards & shoe rail, all while brownies [...]
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