
OH MY TODDLER EYES, SUGAR!
I can blow the candle out now, right?

I’m a weird, thrilled, sappy, happy emotional mess.

OH MY TODDLER EYES, SUGAR!
I can blow the candle out now, right?

I’m a weird, thrilled, sappy, happy emotional mess.
Tonight, my little boy climbed into his bed on his own & laid down, pulling his blanket to his chin as I kneeled beside him. It seems like yesterday that The Momma sat by my bed to say prayers, but tonight, I started the tradition with Harrison.
My heart cannot take this kind of magic.
Cutting incisors has not be kind to Harrison.
On top of that, my kid has a ton of great qualities, but cutting teeth is not one of them. Not only does he do it painfully, but he does it slowly. It took a grand total of six weeks to cut three molars. But the incisors? They are a beast in their own class to the point that my boy is hurting so badly, he cannot eat or sleep.
I hate incisors.
He just sobs with his hand shoved in his mouth, gnawing on his fists while I rock him in his room. I hate to see my small boy hurting so badly. So despite my Kate Spade-toting & suburban mother yuppiness, I ordered an amber teething necklace.

Yuppie like BOOM. Hipster like POW.
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Truthfully? I don’t know if it works yet.
It arrived on Saturday evening & he only wore it for an hour on Sunday – which was the night we were up until midnight, then up at 2am, then up at 5am, then up at 6am. That was also the night I downed almost half a bottle of champagne by myself, which means I was half-drunk half-asleep rocking him at midnight. Get your MOTHER OF THE YEAR right here, folks!
He wore it all day yesterday & we all got a solid night’s sleep. It’s pointing towards “yes, this at least helps!” with a combination of Motrin/Tylenol, but I’m going to need more than a day or two to bang my gavel on it’s effectiveness.
Especially since I gave him two popsicles yesterday because I figured with half of my DNA, any form of frozen treat would help.
Here’s how it’s supposed to work – when amber is against the skin, it acts as a natural analsgetic, relieving pain & swelling of the gums. He wears it during the day, NEVER to sleep, & under his clothes so he’s less inclined to mess with it. We purchased ours off Amazon from Inspired By Finn, which came highly recommended by several buddies.
disclosure 1: I make no cash off that Amazon link.
disclosure 2: I’m not a doctor, so don’t take any of this as medical advice.
disclosure 3: I have an egg salad addiction.
Harrison had his 18-month check up today & he is pretty much the very definition of thriving. Kiddo is 25 lbs (40th percentile!) & 33.5 inches (85th percentile!) & passed all his milestones with flying colors. The one thing I chewed nails over was speech, but my pediatrician said that as long as he’s logging in 5-10 words on the regular, we’re golden.
Things my kid says:
Daddy
doggie
bus
key
teeth
juice
light
bye-bye
hi (that’s a phone, not a greeting)
Momma (when prompted)
He signs “more” & “all done.” & he totally has other words but my brain escapes me & I’m all “uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.”
Either way, he’s gravy-train.
Today was a big step for us together as it was the first time I’ve taken Harrison to the pediatrician alone. Nate couldn’t get away from the office, but I was feeling strong & ready. Y’all? I kicked the shit out of that appointment, for lack of a better term. A year ago, I sobbed outside of the room while my baby wailed during shots & my skin crawled with invisible fire. Today, I sat with a smile on my face, talking to Dr. Hottie about his speech & diet, patiently holding the squirming boy in my arms. & after his shots, I swooped him up in my momma arms & held him close, drying his tears with my thumb & kissing his little nose.

We’re making it, kiddo.
I’m breathing a sigh of relief.
I haven’t been necessarily worried. Harrison makes great eye contact, plays games, follows simple instructions, & is very social with his little “friends.” But still, it’s nice to see the kid learning to use words. He’s had “doggie” & “Daddy” for awhile now, “bus” came about two weeks ago, & “balloon” came this past week. Granted, we’re probably the only ones that would understand him, but right now we’re the only ones that matter.
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