Posted on December 4th, 2009 by heirtoblair
Last night (or technically, this morning), I was up at 2:30 am with a crying, wide-awake, refusing-to-be-soothed Harrison. When the four o’clock hour drew near, I thought “No way could this be worse.” But then I got awful stomach cramps. Five minutes later, I thought, “Well, nothing could be worse than a screaming baby & [...]
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Posted on January 3rd, 2009 by heirtoblair
Three cheers for the demise of AF and the return of condomless sex!! Because nothin’ says lovin’ like the smell of latex between the sheets ::blair curls lip in distaste::
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Posted on December 28th, 2008 by heirtoblair
Halle-effing-lujah!!!! Woke up this morning on CD 36 to my period. Thank God there will be no hormones involved to jump start my body back into motion. Poor Nate woke up to me pouncing out of the shower & onto the bed screaming, “I GOT MY PERIOD!!” And bless his heart, he woke up bouncing [...]
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Posted on December 26th, 2008 by heirtoblair
Dear Uterus, I understand that you were in pretty much in uterine ICU on vagina life support there for a few weeks. I sympathize that a traumatic event occurred, sending you into an incredible state of shock. However, I would truly appreciate it if you would get your shit together & shed some lining so [...]
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Posted on September 2nd, 2008 by heirtoblair
The red-headed whore showed up last night. Now the decision regarding TTC this month has to be made. If we did get pg this cycle, my approximate due date would be 6/8/09. If you remember, my mother’s one request was that I not be due around my little sister’s graduation, which is roughly the end [...]
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