Posted on September 9th, 2010 by heirtoblair
I need to talk to y’all about the post-baby pseudo-FUPA. This is serious. Stop laughing. If you’ve had a baby, you know what I’m talking about. If you’ve had a baby & don’t know what a FUPA is, Google it & then you’ll know what I’m talking about. (I’m terrified of the spam & creepy [...]
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Posted on September 1st, 2010 by heirtoblair
Sometimes, I forget my husband. I forget that my husband has fears & doubts & worries. Partly because I see him as a pillar of strength, the unwavering head of our family. Mostly because I can’t remove my head from my ass long enough to consider him. & that’s just awful. I forget that he’s [...]
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Posted on August 31st, 2010 by heirtoblair
You know when you stumble across a blog post that completely rocks your world? & it’s sweet because the owner of said blog probably doesn’t even comprehend the magnitude at which she may or may not have just changed your life. By a few paragraphs, a few thoughts, & penning it all down on the [...]
Filed under: Adult Club, All about Blair, Life in General, Things that aren't perfect despite my best efforts | 53 Comments »
Posted on July 31st, 2010 by heirtoblair
About two months ago, we decided to try our luck at this dismal economy & put our house on the market. No real pressure, but just to see if it would sell so that we could move in closer to our jobs & therefore steal back another hour & a half out of our day [...]
Filed under: Adult Club, Life in General, Suzie Homemaker, Things that aren't perfect despite my best efforts, Working Mom Series | 32 Comments »
Posted on February 5th, 2010 by heirtoblair
Tonight, I sat drinking with my Twitter buddies (oh em gee, I’m so simultaneously lame & awesome) & flipping through old pictures. & suddenly, I was seized with the most poignant, emotional grip around my heart. This girl, right here: Did she know who she would become? Did she know what an amazing life she [...]
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Posted on January 22nd, 2010 by heirtoblair
Honestly, I don’t even know where to start. I feel like I am on hyper-sensory overload from the constant, never-ending buzz of…well, LIFE. Being touched by Harrison & Nate. Curlers, make-up, starched collars on my button-down. Constant office chatter & questions. Papers shuffled, computers tapping, radios going, droning voices in a meeting, the ringing of [...]
Filed under: Adult Club, Life in General, Potential for Doocing, Working Mom Series | 182 Comments »
Posted on January 10th, 2010 by heirtoblair
Two days ago, I turned in our cable boxes. I KNOW, RIGHT?! It was like cutting an umbilical cord made of wires & screws. I even got a little misty-eyed as I shut down the DVR for the final time, saying goodbye to the saved Carolina basketball games of the 2008-2009 season & my Lipstick [...]
Filed under: Adult Club, Life in General, Mo money mo problems | 63 Comments »
Posted on December 27th, 2009 by heirtoblair
You know those folks that have an incredibly innate, natural, check-out-how-cool-&-creative-I-am style about them? I am so NOT one of those people. On the other hand, if I have any redeeming quality, it is probably my lack of denial over my lack of style ability. It took me until I was well out of college [...]
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Posted on September 18th, 2009 by heirtoblair
Remember how I was all frantic about my failure as a parent regarding the pediatrician “Meet n’ Greet?” Well, turns out that Nate is not only good for a hot lay & solid taste in good beer, he’s also a connoisseur of the “who you know” factor. Light bulbs clicked & Nate realized that we [...]
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Posted on August 28th, 2009 by heirtoblair
I remember when I was a teenager & I could not WAIT to be an adult. Have a job, drink alcohol, decorate my own house, start a family. Good thing I conveniently blocked out the part where being an adult requires lawyers & financial planners. Oh, & mortgages, car payments, insurance, & legal guardians. Plus [...]
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