For Mother’s Day, Doug gave me an entire morning at a spa, complete with massage & pedicure. Like, the most insane pedicure I’ve ever experienced in my life, complete with hot stone massage.
This fantastic lady is pretty-fying my feet & she’s all, “Do you run?”
I’m thinking, is she drunk?
I say, “Only if there’s a Krispy Kreme in front of me.”
& she’s all, “No, you have runner’s feet based on the calluses & your calves have great muscle tone.”
“I pass a lot of Krispy Kremes,” I explain.