Harrison, I know she’s a very pretty girl. But you cannot offer to share your Rice Krispies Treats with strangers, especially after they say ‘no’ three times. & stomping your feet with manic laughter is just plain scary, not an appropriate mating call. ~Doug
Lessons on women begin early.





What a beautiful father son shot
Soooo cute and soooo true.
Love this pic and thank you for making me laugh tonight. I needed it!
I was going to say exactly the same thing. I desperately needed this laugh tonight.
Ba ha ha ha! That is so awesome! Love Doug’s Captain America shirt!
you & doug are like the parenting super team. hilarious.
awwww. harry looks so sad that she wouldn’t take the rice krispy treat!
My son will be four this month and his mating call involves “look at me! look at me!” then he proceeds to dance around in a circle doing karate chop moves and singing/shouting “I’ve got moves like Jagger”. It’s also not working for him.
Oh so sweet! My almost-2 year old boy also has no game. He does the maniac laugh, stomps his feet, points, circles them (!), and talks baby talk which older women of age 3 or 4 do not appreciate at all.
This is hysterical:)
Exactly, what is with the maniacal laughter?? Such an unattractive sound! As a last ditch effort, my guy (also two) starts throwing “imaginary ketchup” (don’t ask) at his would-be-conquests….This is actually intended as an act of generosity (the child loves ketchup), but it’s usually taken as an act of aggression…Poor dude
It is HORRIBLY unattractive. Like snorting & horse laughter with a tidbit of crazy on the side. My kid has that sound mastered.
Are you a Kansas fan? I just noticed the hat in the photo – I’m a KU grad so was just wondering?
My husband is!! I’m a Carolina fan, so it creates an…interesting…March Madness!
That photo is just so sweet!
Love your description of the event
LOVE love love. My little dude tried to “befriend” a four year old at our playground the other day. Said four year old had just purchased ice cream from the ice cream truck. Suffice it to say, I whisked him home for a snack so that he wouldn’t start tantruming when the kiddo didn’t want to share!