So then last night…

I didn’t dream about Harrison Ford in the shower.

This time, I was a hobbit being chased by Lord Voldemort.

But I had just adopted a puppy that I named either Veronica or Vivienne, but I can’t remember which, & I was trying to make a cage & towel appear for Veronica/Vivienne because everyone knows you should crate-train your dog.  So I’m waving my wand (because I’m a hobbit wizzard) & trying to remember what Harry Potter might say, but Hermione is all, “STOP! You’ll make Lord Voldemort know we’re here!”  But it’s too late so we’re taken into this dark movie theatre where I guess Lord Voldemort is supposed to kill us & stuff, but then I find this opening to Narnia.

So we all dive into Narnia & yay!  saved from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!

The end.

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Comments

  1. Samantha says:

    haha! i am loving your dreams lately. & i think you might be a little into the movies you watch & books you read. :)

  2. Samantha says:

    *a little TOO into them, is what I meant to say.

  3. Lissa says:

    My boyfriend told me the other night I sat up from a dead sleep, screamed “holy fuck!” And told him tarantulas were climbing up the wall.

    I like your dreams better :)

  4. You’re going to need to put down the late night snacks and step away from the Netflix, girlie, LOL!!

    Or don’t because these are HILARIOUS!!

  5. Mrs. Wonder says:

    I have dreams like this all of the time. Well, either this or my loved ones get bit by zombies and we have to leave them behind. I hate those ones. Too bad they don’t make those movie spoofs anymore, a mix of Hogwarts-attending hobbits and glittery werewolves would make my day.

  6. Carolyn says:

    Are you PREGNANT, by any chance?? Because that is exactly the kind of vivid, CRAZY dreams pregnancy hormones gave me ;)

  7. Dani says:

    Ummm… those are the dreams I have when I’m PREGNANT. Just sayin…

  8. Ms.S says:

    Please go POAS and report back. Because seriously, I think you’re KTFU

  9. …. Are you pregnant???

  10. Jessica says:

    your dreams are a lot like mine, crazy and fun!

  11. Abby says:

    Seriously no one cares about your freaky dreams so post about something else. BORING and weird.

  12. Okay. Obviously Abby cared enough to reply. Bitchy much?

    • heirtoblair says:

      Seriously.

      I HATE YOU & YOU’RE BORING SO I’M GOING TO TAKE TIME OUT OF MY DAY TO TELL YOU HOW BORING YOU ARE.

      right.

  13. Heather says:

    …possibly even funnier than yesterday’s dream…

  14. Jen says:

    Mrs. S just made me die! Yea, i think you are KTFU too! Lol

  15. Jessis62781 says:

    I would love to know what you are eating right before bed to give you such awesome dreams!

  16. Krista says:

    I’m actually envious that you get enough sleep to HAVE dreams period. I guess that will come when we are out of the infant stage right?
    Meanwhile, I shall live vicariously through you in crazy dreamland! LOL

  17. Mae says:

    Was Buffy there? Because THAT would be the best mash up dream ever.

  18. Jenny says:

    You’re such a weirdo. I love you.

  19. Okay seriously epic dream. And you’re up on your cultural literacy. Nice.

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