Last night I had a dream that I was having a torrid love affair with Harrison Ford.
But not like Star Wars Harrison Ford & definitely not today’s old Harrison Ford, but more the Harrison Ford of the late 80′s. Think Indiana Jones, minus the whip.
So Harrison Ford & I were all snuggly on the floor at my mom’s best friend’s house, kind of like you did in high school where you weren’t trying to be too forward, if you know what I mean. & I tell Harrison Ford that really, it’s all kind of weird because my baby’s name is Harrison. (also? this dream has nothing to do with my Harry & more to do with Harrison Ford circa 1990 being totally bone-able.)
Then Harrison Ford & I go upstairs to get the lovin’ on but we hop in the shower first & it’s all kinds of uncomfortable because I have to pee SO BADLY & normally, I just pee in the shower because it’s the best way to prevent athlete’s foot. But I can’t pee in front of Harrison Ford, right? So then he gets out & dries off & I get out & I’m like, “Shut the door, please” & Harrison Ford is like, “Why?” So explain that I have to pee & Harrison Ford is like, “Just pee in front of me.”
& I CANNOT JUST PEE IN FRONT OF HARRISON FORD.
I’m all, “what would Chewbacca do?” but then I realize that Chewy was a huge furry animal that would probably piss all over the place because he’s not housebroken.
So I shut the door very dramatically & pee in privacy without Harrison Ford looking at me.
& then we have sex.
The end.
Indiana Jones without the whip?? Sounds like the whip might have made the dream better.
Bwahahahhahaha!
Love it.
::dead:: This made my day. God I love you.
I pee in the shower too, hehehe!
Love the dream.
teehee!
WWCH – I’m making braclets
What Would Chewie Do?
this just made my afternoon.
Doesnt everybody pee in the shower???
Seriously, this just made my morning. For that, I thank you.
PS- I’d think Chewbacca would be potty trained. He carries a gun right? (I’ve never watched any Star Wars, so don’t know for sure). But he’s a dude, so I’m sure he’d pee in front of Harrison, no problem.
Sometimes I think my toddler is a terrorist & he certainly isn’t housebroken
Dying!! Dying!!!
Too damn funny
(and I pee in the shower too, what’s the point of getting the floor all drippy?)
If Harrison Ford told me to pee in front of him, I totally would. That’s love!
I agree with you on the non-peeing. Because say you did decide to pee in front of him, what happens if you get that pre-pee toot. Then you’d just be mortified and that would jeopardize the sexin’. And that’s just no good.
OMG, THIS IS WHY I WOULDN’T PEE IN FRONT OF HIM.
Or the mid-pee toot?
your over-sharing is AWESOME!
LMFAO!!!! Soooo funny! Did you have to pee when you woke up? I have pee dreams when I really have to go. LOL
Oh, this is just like that one time when I was pregnant and having crazy sex dreams and I dreamed I was having a threesome with Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman!
Yeah. Totally not the same thing AT ALL.
You know the craziest thing about this whole post – including all that shit about Chewbacca? I can totally picture Harrison Ford saying, “Just pee in front of me.” And he’d have that adorably sexy smirk on his face as he said it.
I’m so jealous of this dream.
Harrison Ford is most definitely my dream man!
I say, keep the whip!
I’m glad I’m not the only one having crazy sex dreams lately (though I pretty sure pregnancy hormones + pelvic rest are to blame for mine). All of my dreams star foreign men with either Australian or British accents. Sorry, husband.
I kinda agree- bring back the whip!
My best friend is getting married in 5 or so weeks and I have started to have wedding horror dreams (raining inside the reception hall, painting her toenails orange when she is wearing red shoes, thinking a shark is going to eat her on her honeymoon) dreams. I wake up and am like this is BS! I am not the bride this time around, I should be free of wedding dream stress. I made sure to tell her everything I could remember. Thanks for sharing BA (and if I dream of Harrison Ford, I’ll know who to blame next)
I die every time I stop by. And I thank you for my daily spritz of pee in the undies [thanks to Gianna]
LOL!!! OMG this made me laugh so hard! I love it!
::DEAD::
oh, and mid-pee toot….may as well bury me! LOL
that’s hot. like harrison ford hot.
My husband just learned that I pee in the shower and he gives me so much shit for it. I can’t wait to show him this post. I’m also on team “keep the whip.”
Oh- I’m also on team “dream envy” since last night I dreamed of my impending mole removal.
Mommy has a huge crush on late 80′s Indiana Jones style Harrison Ford – her college roommates got her a movie theatercutout of him, which lived in their living room!
hilarious!!
harrison ford circa indiana jones = pure hotness. i don’t blame you for dreaming about him!
mmmm Indiana Jones Harrison Ford is soooo good!!! And so is Star Wars Harrison Ford. I don’t know which one I’d want more. And ya, I love peeing in the shower.
So, I dreamed about tarantulas last night. What am I doing wrong?
I just read this post OUT LOUD to my husband cuz i thought it was so damn funny and he just stared and blinked at me. Like, audible blinks.
::blink blink::
Also, I may have tooted mid-laugh while reading this.
I cannot tell you how many times I have read something out loud to my husband & he’s like ::CRICKETS::
the hell, dudes?!
This was FUNNY! Glad I am not the only one with crazy dreams!
Love, love, love it! Let’s do an analysis here…No, just kidding. I love how you just say at the end that you have sex. Really? All the other details and no details there?
This is AWESOME. I have totally weird, random dreams like this too. So, don’t worry, you’re not alone in that
hahaha
Um, awesome! I wish I remembered my dreams / hope that I have exciting dreams like those myself even if I don’t remember them now. =)
You are funnier than Jen Lacaster with the same humor.
This was your funniest post ever! Keep sharin your dreams:)