We finished watching The Tudors last night. While I highly recommend everyone to watch it, I also realize that not everyone has a Netflix addiction streaming into their living room. So I’m going to recap it for you. YOU’RE WELCOME.
Sex.
Sex.
Holy Jonathon Rhys-Meyers is hot!
Sex.
Natalie Dormer owns every other Anne Boleyn performance. She IS Anne Boelyn.
Sex.
Hot sex.
Excuse me while I have Tudor-inspired sex on my own couch.
Where did the original Jane go?
Not so much sex.
Sex!
Hot sex!
Katherine Howard is naked again.
Sex.
J Rhys-Meyers, you’re not looking so hot anymore.
Torture.
Beheadings.
Where’s the sex?
Religion, politics, blah blah blah.
ummmm…sex, please?
Something weird with a unicorn running in a field.
The end.
You forgot to mention the king of holy deliciousness himself, Sir Brandon the Duke of Suffolk. Henry Cavil? Yes, please!
Sounds like I need to watch the first 18 episodes.
spot on!!
I loved The Tudors. And, I agree with the above commenter…Henry Cavil is delicious!
I just finished a Netflix-streaming marathon of the first two seasons of series Sons of Anarchy…..it’s totally R-rated (or even XXX) but soooo good! Probably one of the best shows I’ve ever watched.
Hahahahahahaha!
Awesome commentary.
Yep, sounds about right!
This is why I need to watch The Tudors and True Blood.
Yup. I am a horny perv.
Hahaha, so I need to watch me some Tudors then hey.
I will have to hunt it down online, we don’t get it on Free to air TV in Australia.
Awesome. SO glad I’m not the only one with a Netflix streaming addiction. People keep asking me if I watched such & such on TV last night. Then I remind them that I have Netflix…seriously can’t remember the last time I hooked ol’ bunny ears up!
Ha ha ha!! Perfect description, I wholeheartedly agree! I haven’t seen season 4 yet but season 3 scarred me for life with the hot poker up the butt torture scene. Too much torture and not enough sex!
Oh well, that’s history for you.
Aaron and I are planning on watching the Tudors next…we just wrapped up Spartacus…OMG hot, mostly-naked men. If you haven’t seen it, you should totally check it out.
My streaming only has the first 2 seasons available!!! How did you get all of them??
Also, Camelot is a good one. Not near as much sex…boo.
This is sorta like that weird ass Game of Crowns or whatever it’s called on HBO. It was all sex, sex, sex, sex, someone dies, etc.
Haha YES. I miss The Tudors. =(
Basically. Once the sex was over it got pretty boring.
Ummm… I can’t believe you didn’t mention the assisted masturbation scene! Because um, I had to look away and then continuing looking.
I will forever see J Rhys-Meyers as a syphilitic hornbag – but MAN is his ass tight. Quarters.bouncing.everywhere.
Excellent recap! Confession: I really only miss that show for the hot, hot sex. And, like previous commenters, Henry Cavil’s deliciousness.
My husband has been after me to watch this as I am a history nut and he bought it for me as a gift. I’ve been busy so I put it off and I guess I shouldn’t have. It sounds like it could be fun.
Total agree on Cavil. Yum-o. We imposed a “no more R-rated/ TV MA stuff in the house” rule on ourselves (don’t try it, it’s really hard), but before that, we were addicted to “Sons of Anarchy” as the previous commenter suggested- you should watch it. It’s ROUGH but man alive, Jax will make your day very, very nice. You have to be careful though, because soon you’ll try to make your husband grow out his hair and get a motorcycle.
YES! This is spot on. Once they took away the hot sex, it was kinda boring. History is WAY more interesting with lots of sex involved!
I agree completely with your assessment AND poster #1′s Henry Cavill observation.
You just combined my two obsessions: making a baby and The Tudors. Thank you!
Seconding suggestions here: Game of Thrones and Sons of Anarchy are MUSTS. MUSTS, I say!
One for the hot guy (SOA), one for the semi-historical aspect (GOT) and both for the super hot S-E-X!
Excuse me while I have Tudor-inspired sex on my own couch.
WIN.
You forgot- butts, boobies, cheating, cheating…Joss Stone, Johnathan Rhys-Myers is a total jerk (as Henry the 8th).