whatever.

I’m up to my ears in stuff.

Really important stuff like trying to figure out the best way to clean my shower & remember to pick up corn to make Whore Pie & all kinds of cool stuff, like if a paper cut on my tongue is eligible for worker’s comp.

& world peace.

I think I might have a few saved drafts & posts up my sleeve somewhere. Maybe.

Here, have a random picture of Harrison eating yogurt.

yogrut whatever.

Happy Tuesday!

oops, it’s Wednesday.

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Measuring off the scale.

I have no idea what I weigh today because I’m going by a different measure – my jeans fit!  I’m talking about my “mom jeans,” aka the Miracle Body lovers that I picked up at BlogHer & wore until my fat tush could no longer squeeze into them.  Sometime in the fall, I folded them away sadly, promising to return.  Back in January, I tried to yank them on, but couldn’t get them to button.  On Saturday, I slid them up over my hips, held my breath…& buttoned.  & then I hung out in them the entire weekend, quite comfortably, I might add.

I took a picture of me wearing them, but the coloring’s all wrong & the pictures are kind of fuzzy & I was wearing flip-flops & a sweatshirt because we were making a Sonic Happy Hour run (unsweet cranberry tea, thank you!) & the overall effect was pretty much homeless.  So I decided to take the high-road for my self-respect & for once, not post a bad picture on the internet.

You’re welcome.

This week was a first for basically blowing exercise.  On Monday, Harrison took a backwards dive over the arm of my parents very high couch, landing head-first on their hardwood floors.  Needless to say, it was rather harrowing for all involved & between having to keep him up to make sure there was no concussion & then having to wake him to make sure he could be woken, I decided to bail on Zumba.  Nate would have been perfectly fine to handle it on his own, but it was just one of those momma things where I couldn’t bear to be more than a room away from the kiddo that night.

The worst part was, Monday night felt all wrong when I went to bed & I realized that I missed the endorphin-rush & relaxation that exercise brought after the first day of the week.  I felt all wound up.  I’m definitely looking forward to it this week!

How else do you measure your success?  Do you have a certain pair of pants or dress that needs to fit?  Or feeling more energetic?

Roll ‘em down, for Carolina!

We’re all set for the big games tonight.  & raising our boy right.

sweet16game Roll em down, for Carolina!

With both Carolina & Kansas playing, our home is a frenzy of nerves.  I’m pretty sure I won’t have nails by the end of the evening & there definitely won’t be any beer left in the fridge.

p.s. this has nothing to do with stupid ol’ basketball, but I just adore a good toddler snuggle.  they’re on the endangered species list, right next to giant pandas & dinosaurs.

snuggles Roll em down, for Carolina!

The tale of the ampersand.

So you’ve been reading along for a couple of years or maybe just a couple of days & it hit’s you…

BLAIR & THAT GOD-FORSAKEN AMPERSAND.

Normal folks scratch their heads & carry on, trolls come out & do their typical “OH MY GOD, you suck & are so annoying & OMG with the ampersand & you trying to brand yourself.” I mean, yeah, I guess the ampersand is my thing now, whatever that means.  But I’ve been doing it ever since high school.

Because I type really, really fast & have sort of a finger dyslexia.  So I kept mistakenly typing “nad.” Which never really went over well on email & IM before auto-correct.

I’m sitting there typing a heartfelt instant message, trying to be coy & funny & darling over the interwebs with the cutie from my chorus class & BAM! I type “nads”  to a boy that I like.  This is devastating to a 16-year-old virgin’s psyche.

So I switched to ampersands.

I’m proud to say that I have been balls-free in emails, blog posts, & instant messaging since 1999.

I dedicate this to…well, I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you.

Stealing is for losers. Copyright 2008-2012 Beth Anne Ballance