birds + pigs + blocks + sling shot = OH MY GOD, I’M GOING TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM.
& you smug little shit pigs when I don’t hit you. That eat-shit grin with the “meh” sound that sends current of hatred through my body & I’m like “I FUCKING HATE YOU” & 10 seconds from throwing the iPod across the room.
I’ll get you next time, little soul-suckers.
& by “next time,” I MEAN RIGHT EFFING NOW.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I still haven’t played this game and if I am ever tempted I’m coming back to read this post!
Though i sounds like a fantastic stress relief tool.
Maija
hahahaahhahahahahhaaaaa!!
That’s all I got…because I hate those soul suckers too.
This! And that Cut the Rope game? Did you ever think you’d be so happy feeding candy to the little monster?!?!
OH MY GOD. Cut the Rope. This could be an entirely different blog post.
I asked the hubs if I could play it on his iPhone one day. I swear I saw his head rotate & strange noises were coming from his direction. Word to the wise: DO NOT come between a man & his Angry Birds.
I totally feel your pain – oh, so addictive yet so frustrating. I’ve kept away because I couldn’t get past the last level on the first board and I wanted to throw my iPod at someone, but I know I’ll be back soon.
For something less painful, try “paper toss” : )
LMAO Best angry birds review ever! I am laughing so hard I can barely breathe! LOVE!
LOL, I know what you mean- I’ve only played it a couple of times, but it’s highly addictive.
I just spit up my coffee.
bahahahaha. I’ve wasted more time than I care to admit just to wipe that smile off their face and obliterate them.
Oh the addiction that both me & my 4 year old have. And when I hear his cute little voice yelling “Hang It” (his version of dang it) from the other room I know that those smug little bastard pigs just smiled at him.
Oh and Cut the Rope. It’s the new addiction. I just don’t know which one to play sometimes!
Smug little bastard pigs.
PERFECT DESCRIPTION.
Haha I’ve been playing this game to and I am so with you on those damn pigs!!! I just want to blow them all up!! Stupid effing pigs!!!!
I have almost put my ipod touch through a wall because of this insipid game.
But, I just… can’t….. stop…..
Glad to know I’m not the only one
My BIL is beyond obsessed with Angry Birds…I was @ Penny’s this weekend and had to get him this dorky shirt! http://www.search4tshirts.com/product_images/o/854/AGM503__67967_zoom.jpg
I just couldn’t help myself.
LMFAO…..i concur ! i have a really bad addiction to this damn game!
I love this game, but we get some funny looks when my three year old yells excitedly “I killed um mom!” and I congratulate her while waiting for an oil change. I hate that stupid smile when they live.
OMFG. I spent my entire holiday vacation playing this game. Me, my husband and stepson were fighting over 2 ipods to play this. I think I developed a nervous tick.
I will never be the same again.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!! I love this game so much. I steal my husbands android all the time to play it and then I run his battery down and he gets pissed. Those pigs and their smug grins when I lose kill me. It’s addicting.
I realized it was time to quit Angry Birds when I started ignoring my crying baby to shoot one more bird at those effing pigs.
And then I went through finger twitchy withdrawal for a good week.
Either I’m old or I’m busy, but I don’t even know what I’m looking at right now.
OH. MY. GAWD.
We need a support group.
hahahahahaha…I totally hate their little smug grin when you lose to them. LOL
Have you seen the Angry Birds cake? AMAZING!
I watched it a few days ago and there were a few thousand comments. Now there are 1,964,162. Crazy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hwVRzaQNkA
OMG YES YES! I am addicted to laying the smack down on those pigs. I actually just beat the regular angry birds and have moved on to the seasons, which I find much harder. Damn pigs.
in china they made an actual game. with stuffed animals. i couldn’t find the article i read, but here are some stuffed animals. i heart angry birds. hub and i compete over it. i finally beat him by getting all the eggs, though i must say, now i have nothing left to do on it. which is sad…..
http://www.tradetang.com/for-sale/Hot-game-Angry-Birds-bird-Red-Bird-Stuffed-Animal-Plush-Toy-angry-bird-5-styles/124475-1971068.html
oops. these are the stuffed animals i mentioned
You know this game is a problem when your 5 year old asks “Where is daddy? Is he in the bathroom playing birds?” Yes, daddy’s been in there for 45 minutes! I swear he does that just so that he can fling birds without interruption!
my thoughts exactly.
My 3 y/o often plays with my phone. I have a few “educational” apps on it. One day when I got it back, Angry Birds had been deleted. DELETED. Deleted with all my info. ALL THE DAMN PIGS I HAD KILLED now gone. Sigh.
i have definitely been addicted to this game! although i had to play it with the sound off while sneaking it in during daycare naptime. so i’m not sure how annoying those pigs can be.
I can’t stand those smug little smiles either! I must admit sometime that game keeps me up at night..Because I can’t put the damn thing down!
Ha ha ha! I am sooooooooo addicted to that game! But yes, it drives me batty!
Two Words. CUT THROAT!
Sara beat me to it!!
CUT THROAT!!!!
FINALLY – A post I can really, truly, 100% relate to!
LOL!
I LOVE TO HATE ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!
*howls with laughter*
Glad I’m not the only one. That game makes me crazy.
saddest story ever: i had beat all 4 levels, had gotten all 3 stars in 2 of the levels, and was only 15 stars away from 3 starring the other levels + i had all the golden eggs when i BROKE MY PHONE. the day i got my new phone android finally released the 5th level, but could i play it? no, i had to start ALL OVER. now i’m still on the 1st level. whaaaaaaaaah
I stayed up until 4 AM playing this game! Now I’m so tired!
I have a mild addiction to it too… ok, it might be a problem. Stupid pigs. I understand your pain.
Wait until you beat the game… and the overwhelming sense of dispair sets in as you wonder what the hell you will now do with your down time…
I’m pretty sure my husband wants a smart phone only for Angry Birds. He confiscates other people’s phones whenever possible.
This post makes me laugh.
Hubs and I can totally relate to this. But I never even noticed the smiles ::runs to grab iTouch and purposely loses:: OMG!! I guess I get so pissed I hurry and restart the damn level!
Lol I could have written this myself — blast those smug, a-hole pigs!
I play this everyday. I get so ticked when they laugh when you fail! My nephew is 2 years old and he loves watching me play and even does the “bagaaa” that the birds say when they get flung in the air! Its AWESOME!! i love this game!!
Girl, I know! I like to play a little bit before bed, but a “little bit” always ends up being at least an obsessive, angry hour. Those stupid little smug grinning pigs drive me nuts!
I just discovered Angry Birds over the weekend (ya, I’m a little behind). I hate thos effing pigs and their heh heh heh shiteatinggrins. Rat bastards.
After all the buzz about this damn game lately I don’t know whether I want to download it or stay well away… it changes people, man. it changes people.
I like the cursing, angry Blair!
I routinely yell “STUPID PIG FUCKERS!” while playing this game. Totally normal.
I have a really sick addiction…like really sick! And worst yet, I have to mooch on my mom’s iPad to itch my cravings! It is out of control, I confess!
My 4 1/2 year old is ADDICTED. And he is teaching me how to play…”Mommy, when you see blue ones, tap the screen and they turn into 3″!!! Great, now I am addicted.
I am stuck on level 12 in the first one. Meanwhile I teach Kindergarten and one of my kids tells me he plays the game on his itouch and I was like wow I am stuck on level 12 and he’s like oh I can totally beat that for you….are you kidding me a 5 year old is a better bird slinger than me?!?!
I am certain that Angry Birds kills brain cells…and fucking patience. Pass the bacon will you
Blair, for you and all the others… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMltvlqEM54
LMAO!!
I can’t make it past level 8. I hate that stupid, effin’ game!!! (bitter much?!?!)
Blair you have to check out this link, it is so funny & accurate!!
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angry_birds
Haha! I am addicted to that game!