I run into the bedroom, take a flying leap, & land on the lump under the duvet cover. Nate rolls over, grinning. I climb on top of him & run my fingers through those crazy curls on top of his head.
“Baby, I am in a mood,” I declare with a wink.
He attempts to sit up. “Really?! Well, let’s go then!”
“You’re serious – you want to?!” & he’s all HELL YEAH I WANT TO. “Are you sure?” I ask. “I don’t think we have the necessary stuff.”
::blank stare::
“What are you talking about? I bought condoms the other day,” he said.
Yeah. I’m talking about re-doing the bathroom.
His head falls back on the pillow with a defeated sigh.
“So….how do you feel about deep plum?” I ask.
coffee, meet keyboard. ::snort::
First – I LOVE your disclaimer. LOVE.
Second, I totally knew you talking reno…duh. haha.
We need to redo all three of our bathrooms – sounds fun!
I mean, CLEARLY, right?
LOL! What’d be think of that great shower curtain?!
nah…………
I think I’d rather have the sex than redo our bathroom again! And that is saying a lot for me!!!
Ha! <3 Thanks for the laugh this morning :0)
I think that maybe a little of what Nate wants might get you that plum ruffly shower curtain you want! (I saw the picture on twitter…I’m all about the plum too).
yes! the plum! I’m so leaning towards it & he’s like, “You hate the color purple.” & I’m all, IT’S PLUM.
bwahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!
::dies::
Here I thought we were talking sledding… but that’s probably because here in Iowa we just came out of a blizzard.
We have one bathroom that is vanilla and another that is a sage green. Have fun!
hehe… i’d say you ought to strike up a deal with nate. so everyone ends up happy!
LOVE:LOVE:LOVE:LOVE
Hey y’all can always “do it” in the newly redesigned master bath
wink wink.
next child can be called Plum Olive!
ohmygosh! this cracked me up!! guys….they always think about one thing!!
lmao.
Thats great! Poor Nate though…..sort of.
LOL That’s HILARIOUS!
That’s hilarious! Poor guy.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nate sounds just like my husband Charlie! lol….
I needed a laugh this morning
Hahaha that’s pretty good! Tease
NICE! and yes…plum.
Too funny
You should comprimise with him. we can have sex in the bathroom after we’ve redone it lol. i love reading your blog!
totally barter sex for the shower curtain. I think it’s an even trade…
I’m contemplating selling myself (to my husband, of course) for a white Michele watch. Because obviously, I need another watch…
Hahaha too funny!! That’s got to be written somewhere that’s some kind of crime against man.
Hilarious! I mean… poor guy…
this. was. frickin’. hilarious. Love it. And I love plum
aww poor nate. I had to re-read it because (with sleep deprivation) I thought it was the other way around you wanting to get frisky and HE thinking it was the bathroom.
also, meandering douchebags? made my day
YES!
hahahaha. LOVE.
OMG! You are hysterical! Thanks for the laugh.
I’d love to get it on of that meant not redoing the bathroom…unless sex got you out of doing…now then I’d do it. Did that make any sense? Probably not
Bahahahaha!! — but yes – love the plum!
Hilarious!
And plum is a fabulous color!
Too funny!
LOL – awesome. My DH would have reacted the same way. Barter, barter, barter, BA. Plum is an awesome choice.
Hahahahahah!! That is hilarious. However, it is amazing what gets done in my house when I bribe with nookie. hehe
Men are so naive… ;-P Hope you get your plum!
Stupid husbands. Always wanting the dirty.
This. Was. Hilarious.
Confirms that men think about sex 98% of the time and girls think about it 2% of the time. bahahaha this was hilarious