My dishes have the best sex life in the house.
It’s the only logical conclusion I can come to when they seem to multiply like fertile rabbits when I’m not looking.
You know what I’m talking about – you leave one water glass in the sink before tucking in for the night, promising that you’ll take care of it in the morning. & when you stumble bleary-eyed downstairs the following morning, you find a stack of glasses, dirty plates, a pot & pan or two, & maybe even a whisk that has cream of wheat crusted to it.
Sweet Jesus. What did that one water glass do last night? Get into the liquor cabinet & mix things up with the blender & then bake some appetizers when the post-drunk munchies set in? A freakin’ dish orgy with a disco ball & the Boogie Nights soundtrack?
Nate & I walked down this morning to find the dishes spilling over onto the counter, although we swore we did the dishes the night before. Nate asked, “What the hell happened here?”
“Dishfucking,” I explained.
OMG I am laughing so hard right now. And I totally needed it. But I know who is dishfucking in my house and it is all instigated by my husband. I know that he starts the foreplay and then the dishes take it from there…
So…that’s what happens! Thanks for solving that mystery in my house
I have a very bad day and an even worse night but I am going to go to bed smiling thinking about this post. Dishfucking made my night
LOL!!
omfg you just had me laugh way to loud. I think I almost woke the baby and the hubs is looking at me like I am psycho
I LOVE this phrase. And I’m going to use it ALL.THE.TIME.NOW. Thanks for making me laugh on the eve of my return to work. That truly is a gift I can’t thank you enough for.
OMFG you crack me up! This is hilarious!
Argh I know! And our diswasher/nightclub is out of commission right now so I have to see it all happen right there in our sink. Ugh! Dishes – get a room!
Yup, using this all the time now, too. I can totally blame the dishes on something else. Score!
The dishes are in cahoots with the laundry in my house. The hamper is ALWAYS full!!
So that’s how it happens.
hysterical!
Freaking hysterical!
You are so silly. You need to start talking about safe sex to those dishes…either that or start them all on birth control. Nasty bass turds.
Blair, you hit the nail on the head with this one. My dishes have a better sex life than I do, for crying out loud!
I like this explanation so much better than my own truth of “i’m to lazy to do the dishes”
OMG. I think I just peed my pants laughing! Funny thing though, this dishfucking seems to happen at my house too! We need to get some birth control for these dishes!
LMAO! I’m pretty sure that my daughter’s toys join in the orgy too, because I swear I pick them up before bed and they are everywhere in the morning….
So THAT’S what went on in my kitchen last night! Thanks for explaining. You are simply awesome.
It so happens with laundry at my house during the day!