
I’m pretty sure my kid could melt even the most stalwart ovaries into a mush of biological reproduction cravings.
I snagged this costume from Old Navy for $5.00 back when I was pregnant with Harpie. It has been hanging in his closet for two years now, waiting to be worn & my heart it so thrilled to finally have a babe to wear it, versus that Homecoming dress that I bought freshman year of high school & never got a chance to wear & then a few years ago, I finally put it in the Goodwill pile with the tags still attached.

TRICK OR TREAT!!

He started getting antsy, so we wheeled him around in his little coupe car. & then died laughing & started calling him Ralph S. Mouse & we were like, “Holy crap, we’re so smart to remember that cool book about the mouse & the little red car from back in elementary school.” & then we came inside, hit up Google, & realized that Ralph drove a red motorcycle. FAIL.
We hope y’all had a very spooky, fun, chocolate-filled day




So there you have it. I won’t say I failed, because I put in effort. I ran three times last week, which is more than I’ve done in the past. & with everything, sometimes life gets in the way. & that means that my pup’s health & my safety take priority.





