Today, I sat on a cold plastic chair for a business expo.  It was awkward & I managed to keep myself out of Starbuck’s since I had already imbibed in four cups before leaving the house (yes, I have a problem).  My fantastic husband swung by with lunch & a kiss to break up the day.  & on the ride home tonight, I asked him how his day went.  & he said,

“I went to Dicks after I left you.”

He meant this, of course:

but I spent 20 minutes gasping for breath through my laughter.