I believe the phrase of the day is:

{AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH}

I’m leaving for New York City today.

I’m sure that would be fine if I weren’t so socially awkward. & afraid of getting punched in the mouth the first time I say, “Excuse me, y’all!” in my ever-so-sorority-girly-voice that raises five octaves & decibels when I’m nervous.

{Which, I am.}

Nervous, that is.

I got so nervous that I painted my toenails

blue.

Which is so very unlike me. & I’m torn on whether I love the whimsy & cotton-candy un-Blair-ness of it, or if I should bail really fast & go get a pedicure with a signature pinkish-red.