National Infertility Awareness Week.

Infertility affects one in eight people.

Shock you?

I wish it shocked me.  I wish that years ago before any of us started talking children, I didn’t know that at least a few of the besties would fight it.  I wish Meredith had not lost four babies & two years, even if it resulted in a beautiful little girl.  I wish that Jenny did not have two babes in Heaven only to continue the fight.  I pray every night for peace for Em.

Infertility sucks.

In the words of someone far wiser than me, it is a loss of privacy, self, intimacy, confidence as a woman, & often times…faith.  Yet those suffering infertility are expected to “just relax?”

So start talking about it.  Talk about how difficult, time-consuming, emotionally draining, & DAMN expensive adoption is to stop the casual “Why don’t you just adopt?” bombs.  Talk to your sons about how they can prevent infertility in their spouse by practicing safe sex to prevent HPV.   Educate people that IVF is not a cure-all fix.  & if you have friends going through it, be there for them.

Want your eyes to open?  Follow the hashtag #infertility on Twitter.  It will change your life, break your heart, & make you thankful for the people in your life.

If you still don’t get it, read this.  Consider it IFComm 101.

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“This one’s for Mom” Giveaway!

Undoubtedly, you have seen this lovely hanging out on the right sidebar for about a week now:

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& perhaps wondering what it entailed?

As you’ve probably figured out by now (since most of my readers have general brain functioning), Jockey & I are BFF these days.  & after doing some chatting, Jockey decided to offer an AMAZING Mother’s Day giveaway.

How amazing?  Let’s just say that these are the prizes:

  • $200 + FREE shipping grand prize
  • $100 + FREE shipping first place
  • $50 + FREE shipping second place

Oh, indeed.  & we’ll be drawing the three winners throughout the week, ending on Friday!

Need new workout gear, my darling McFatties?  Sports bras?  Regular bras?  Maybe some comfy sleepwear, or shape wear to wear under your clothes?  Jockey’s got you covered.  Both financially and…uh, literally.

So happy early Mother’s Day, from me & Jockey to you icon smile This ones for Mom Giveaway!

Here’s how to enter:

1)  Follow Jockey on Twitter.

2)  Tweet this phrase: This one’s for MOM’ Giveaway! Win $200 on @Jockey with @heirtoblair. Happy Mom’s Day! http://wp.me/pRSLA-JO #MothersDay

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Good luck!!!

p.s.  winners, i can totally point you in the direction of the gear i use & my favorites for lounging if you get stuck.  which you won’t.

*see giveaway rules*

::waves to parental units::

My parents now read my blog.  Doesn’t mean it will change.

It just means that The Momma will (unfortunately) have to come to grips with the fact that “shit” is sometimes the ONLY APPROPRIATE WORD for a scenario.  Like when it is 6am, you haven’t had coffee, & your kid has poop up to his ears & it is Monday.

That has happened before.

& I figure if it’s a post I don’t want my father to read, I’ll just start out with REMEMBER THAT TIME MY VAGINA RIPPED & HAD TO BE SEWN BACK WITH A FAILED EPIDURAL?!

I figure he’ll be clicking on that red “x” faster than you can say “ripped vagina.”

This is a mighty flat piece of land.

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Hi, plateau.  You suck.

Right now, I just can’t seem to shake 193 lbs.  I’m not discouraged…okay, I’m a little discouraged.  Not to the point of throwing in the towel or even close, but just like COME ON.  Then I talk myself off the ledge by reminding myself what my body has done in a short amount of time – it’s natural for it to need a break to just…regroup.

This McFatty Monday is rather lame.  I am sorry.  I just simply don’t have anything inspirational to say, except that we all have these weeks where we just feel like blowing out a puff of air & going, “Whatever.  Next week, it will be better.”

& then I’m all, I need a new bathing suit.  HARDCORE.  & then I can’t decide how to approach it:

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All, look.  I just had a baby.  Cut me some slack.  But at least I’m still retro & cut & hiding the stretch marks from the eye.

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or a sweet compromise.

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or to figure I’ll drop another 10 lbs at least & be all IN YOUR FACE, like “WHAT.  I JUST HAD A BABY.  RECOGNIZE.  RESPECT THE STRETCH.”

What is your bathing suit strategy this summer??

p.s.  i remember talking over email about something to write for this mcfatty monday regarding nutrisystem, but completely lost that train of thought AND the email.   i’m an idiot.  refresh me, please?!

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