Tonight while carpooling home, I slapped my knee & proclaimed, “BABY! Are you ready for news that will blow your mind?!”
(my besties will tell you that i tend to do that – i actually slap my knee & holler when i have REALLY awesome news. like a redneck. in kitten cole haan heels)
He smiles & says, “Sure, lay it on me.”
I shook my head & said, “Seriously. I don’t think you’re ready for this. AT ALL.” & I guess my voice got very serious & low. Because all the color from Nate’s face drained & he said, “OH SHIT. You’re pregnant?!?!”
WHAT?!?! NO!!!! But you know…thanks for letting me know how you’d react. ::snort::
p.s. in his defense, my psychiatrist told me on no uncertain terms am i to become pregnant. so his response should i have actually been with child would have been appropriate.



















