Selective hearing.

Remember this post?  Where Nate told my mother-in-law to kindly back off my vagina & quit supplying me with maxi pads?

She listened!!!

SHE REALLY LISTENED!!

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She bought tampons this time.

HeirtoBlair500x150 v41 Selective hearing.

Comments

  1. Alison says:

    I seriously just spit water out of my nose. I would love to see video of you in Walmart returning tampons and pads.

  2. that. is. hilarious. (sorry) i mean, I would be so irritated though if I were you. Like "don't you get it woman?"

  3. Andrea says:

    lmao…thank you for this laugh. I'm sorry. Wow. Just wow.

  4. LA says:

    HAHAHA that ranks up there with my mother-in-law buying me the oversized hospital pads that you lay on all night, like a Cosco sized bag. And then when she noticed I had not opened said bag she made up my bed with them in it. Sorry lady the oversized pad and ice pack is more than enough, please stop!

  5. Anne-Clark says:

    Bwahahaha.
    Thanks….. I needed a laugh.

  6. Elizabeth says:

    What in the world??? Is she just depleting her post-menopausal supply , or does she seriously stop in the girly aisle at Target and think about your potential need? What do you say? How does one react to that? Repeatedly?

  7. DrumminQT says:

    oh holy hell woman…get a freakin clue!!!

  8. griffenhc says:

    ::headdesk::

  9. Leanne says:

    I nominated you for the Sunshine award on my blog (http://paciinmypocket.blogspot.com/) because you brighten my day!! – L (Bumpee name: Leannabanana512)

    You make me smile… :-)

  10. adrienne says:

    too funny!

  11. unc00ref says:

    I just spit my food out. Hilarious! That's way too much!

  12. LCW says:

    I think it's fabulous she finally got a clue, but WHY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS SHE BUYING YOU ANY TYPE OF FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT? Inquiring minds want to know!

  13. lindseyivory says:

    ahahaha…your mother-in-law KILLS me! Mine doesn't really even like to talk to me much…so at this point yours sounds like a nice change :)

  14. Atlbride23 says:

    what the hell? Diapers for grandson, yes. Feminine products for daughter-in-law, um-no. Does she just walk through the store and think " I wonder if B needs some pads/tampons/box rinse?" weird.

  15. LauraLynne says:

    I might suggest that you keep a stash of depends as a reciprocal gift…maybe THEN she'll get the message.

  16. Bonnie Bilawsky says:

    OH MY GAWD….. I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes!!!
    and to top off this fantastic MIL story???? LauraLynne's suggestion with the depends…. I will be laughing about this for awhile!!!
    Keep up the great writing B!

  17. speed says:

    That's HILARIOUS!

  18. Kiki says:

    LMAO!!! omg that is the definition of hilarity!

    I say go with LauraLynne's suggestion. Whip 'em out next time she brings pads/tampons over.

    Please please please? I so want to hear *that* story :)

  19. Michelle says:

    omg hilarious

  20. hahahahaha.. she apparently wants your underwear to stay nice and classy.

  21. Kari says:

    Oh My Goodness! Thanks for the great laugh – but deep down inside, I'm sorry – oh so sorry!

  22. Eclipsed says:

    Well, your husband should have obviously been more specific ;)

  23. Momma says:

    OH MY FRICKIN GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!!! I have some good stories about my MIL but unfortunately she reads my blog…………..

  24. jenlong1981 says:

    OMG your side must have hurt from laughing so hard either that or your jaw was on the floor.

  25. Mrs.F says:

    LMAO! She is awesome… just admit it ;)

  26. Becky says:

    okay, now that made me laugh out loud! :)

  27. LOL! I'm so glad that Mom Blogs brought us together. <3

  28. Erica says:

    That's probably the funniest thing I've read all day.
    Tampons are way better anyway.

  29. Melissa says:

    OMG

  30. Jessica says:

    :dies:

    Ohmygod! That was just the laugh I needed this morning…

    Atleast she's thinking of you… or your vaginia…. either way… atleast she's thinking of you.

  31. Bwa ha ha! That is truly fantastic.

  32. Stephanie says:

    Just found your blog! Hilarious! However, I don't understand why she is bringing them to you? That is so odd!

  33. Jackieobride says:

    Of allllll things you could possible need or want she brings your towns supply of pads? And when it was made clear you done use them she brings tampons?…..Toothpaste, milk, DIAPERS (um hello you have a baby), socks, garbage bags even – would all be things you would think of before bringing someone tampons lol. She is very …very thoughtful you have to admit lol!

  34. erinsmith420 says:

    LOL. Fabulous. Sounds like something my mother and MIL would do…thinking it was being helpful.

  35. codi says:

    UH OH…I have a feeling I know what the next give-away will be! ;)
    http://www.melonbelly.blogspot.com

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