So about a week ago, prior to all the brunching & snowing & staying at The Momma’s for three days so we could make it into work, Ashleigh from Momma Maven contacted me regarding a give-away for her side company, Bella B. (side note: did anyone else read the Thoroughbred series & also fall in love with the spelling of Ashleigh with the “-eigh?” no? just me?) Bella B sells everything from maternity to baby tutus, & Ashleigh has graciously offered one lucky winner a personalized “mommy tee.”
You know, like the “Honor’s Mom” shirt that J. Alba wears while they romp on the playground. ::swoon:: at having one that says “Harrison’s Momma,” although sometimes I feel it should read “H-Dawg’s Bitch.” But that’s a totally different story.
Interested? Then comment below, letting me know the BEST or the WORST pick-up line you’ve ever received. We’ll select a grand prize winner out of all entries on February 13th, & she’ll received a personalized tee. & you can increase your chances of winning 5-fold by entering in each participating blog:
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My best pick-up line? The only one I’ve ever received. Almost 8 years ago to the day, the man destined to be my husband trotted up behind me after my 9am rhetoric class & said, “Hey, you’re really smart. Do you want to be in my group?” How could I not fall in love with that boy?!
The worst pick-up line I’ve gotten wasn’t actually a line… more like a look. Almost seven years ago, while hanging out at a party in college, I see this hot guy staring at my boobs with the creepiest grin on his face. And, now that I’m married to that hottie, I know that his disturbing stare was actually his attempt to hit on me. Luckily, I gave the guy a chance to prove that he wasn’t the creep he seemed…
The best pick-up line I’ve gotten was during my sophomore year in college. While getting on the elevator of my co-ed dorm, this same hot guy follows me in and we smile at each other. Then, he says: “So, is that a whistle on your keychain?” Me: “Um…yep.” Seven years later, he’s now my husband. And, it wasn’t until recently that he told me that was his attempt to hit on me. Poor guy. I consider it the best pick-up line because of how sweet and innocent it was…. Just like him.
Wait… both of my pick-up lines were from the same guy. Maybe he’s the only guy to ever hit on me? Or, maybe he’s just so bad at pick-up lines that his are the only ones I remember!
"I'd still do you…twice.". A creepy man in the bar on my 21st birthday seconds after I vomited all over the floor.
This has to be one of the best, but my vote doesn't count.
Worst- If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
umm..barf! anyone who incorporates a McDonald's cheeseburger in a pickup line should be shot.
Best- Would have to come from my now husband. We barely knew each other and casually went to dinner with my best friend at O'Charleys and he sat across from me beside her. I was confused because I thought he liked me not her! Turns out later on that night he tells me that he wanted to sit across from me so he could see and chat with me better. Lame i know…but it obviously worked!
Dumb@ass: "Do you know mouth to mouth? Because you just took my breath away."
Me: Um, that's pretty much why I'm taking this class.
(at American Heart Association CPR class…seriously)
Can i give my anti-pick up line? It was about 6 years ago, and i was living alone in a new city, and was trying out that crazy online dating scene. Well, I had "met" a guy online, we had chatted numerous times online and then on the phone… we finally arranged a time to meet in person. We were going to hang out in my little town, take a walk, get coffee, and go swing at the playground (cute, huh?). Well, he pulls up to our meeting place, I'm already out of my car… he rolls down his window, and grins this huge smile…. then says – "You aren't looking just for sex are you?" I was in shock, didn't know what to say… but despite our numerous chats, he was not looking for a relationship – just a hook up. And he could tell just by looking at me (?) that that was NOT my intentions (I guess I didn't dress like a hooker?)…. so that was my ultimate anti-pick up line. lol. Needless to say, he didn't get out of his car, and I had coffee alone that morning.
This pickup line was never used ON me, but I've been told numerous stories about times my husband has used it (previous to me)…
"OoooooooWOOOOOOO"
Yes, an honest to goodness catcall, followed by fake kisses.
::barf::
How he got girls is beyond me.
"I like your boobs." Seriously, that was it.
worst line: "hey shorty, my dick is hot for you"
best line: "hey shorty, my dick is hot for you"
that's right- the best/worst line ever. i didn't know whether to laugh or jump his bones.
tbirdsss= me. der.
The creepiest line I've ever received. I was shopping at the mall and a boy ( I say boy because he had to have been 18) says "Let me know when you get sick of your baby daddy" WHAT THE H. I had both my kids with me, I couldn't believe someone actually had the balls to say something like that. My husband who wasacross the store thought it was hilarious.
This just happened yesterday, while I was in my pajamas!
We were just sitting down to watch DVR'd Lost and someone had the nerve to knock on our door. I rush upstairs to answer it in my husbands oversized sweatshirt and plaid pj bottoms. It's some kid in a Leaf Gaurd jacket. Ugh…. salesmen! So, I open the door (if our door didn't have glass in it and we didn't make eye contact, I wouldn't have) and he says…. 'Are your parents home?' Ha. Ha. 'No, I own this home.' His response? 'No way! You are way to young to own a home!' It wouldn't have been so bad if he totally didn't sound like he'd practiced in front of the mirror.
Fail!
Worst: "Wow. You're a big girl. Tall women don't intimidate me. Here's my card. I give massages."
Ummmm…what do you say to that? I'm 5'11, which is TALL. Don't ever call a woman BIG. The card had a picture of his HANDS on it!
Best: Do you have any prejudice against shorter men, or would you consider having a drink with me?
I thought it was honest, straightforward, funny and non-creepy all at the same time. Haha.
Both of these are from college…because that is when all of the most memorable lines happen, right.
Best:
"(Your roommate) told me that you would help me study for Art History if I buy you a steak"
My love of large slabs of red meat was well-known throughout our extended circle of friends, and I had several dates based on this arrangement.
Worst:
While leaning against my car at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, on my way home for break, in effin TWENTY AUGHT TWO, I'm approached by a Bubba in head-to-toe camo …
"Hey, you look good. Let me give you my beeper number"
For real?! Unless you are a doctor or I have traveled back in time to 1994, you are required to at least offer me a cell phone number.
"Gotta name? Gotta numba?" …Seriously?
That dress is becoming on you, but I'd rather be cumming on you.
"Your eyes are as blue as my balls". WOW.
The worst: I am pretty sure you have a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them.
Umm…. Really, like who says that kind of stuff not only was this guy 5 years younger and that is just a guess from his baby face and pants not around his waist, but I also don't know what kind of moron approaches a women with two children in tow with something as corny and dumb as that!
The Best: Was from my now husband, when we were 14 and he asked me to spend forever with him! Of course we didn't stay together all through highschool, but we made our way back to one another after college!
So I'm running on the treadmilll at the gym down at the beach and this guy comes up and stops the treadmill. I look at him like "wtf" and he asks me "So, are you a top or a bottom." I think to myself… really? really? that's your pickup line? Which sexual position I prefer? I stand there dumfounded for a good 20 seconds, trying to think of a snappy comeback when he breaks into a huge grin and points at my t-shirt that says "Villanova Cheerleading." Apparently he was a male cheerleader in college down south and was curious as to my role in stunting. Quite the double entendre. Stupid me ended up dating him for a good six months… I should have realized he was a douche from that first day.
My husband about 10 years ago (OMG has it really been that long that we have known each other)….
Mind you we were working @ Mrs. Fields, I was dating a major jerk and he was kinda of a dork…
You know someone as sweet as you should be dating some as sweet as me not that loser jerk you currently are dating…
turns around holding a cookie cakie with "will you be my girlfriend" on it in chocolate icing…
the favors at our wedding almost 4 years later? Mrs. Fields cookies
Yeah he is a dweeb but I sure do love him!
Thanks for the chance!
Momma to 3
* SHay B*
:::checks tag on the back of my shirt::: "Yup, just what I thought." "What the hell do you mean? Why are you touching me?" "Made in heaven, just for me. How about going on a date Saturday?" "ehh, no. Just…no."
That would be one of the worst.
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one of my faves:
"girrrl, you THICK like butter and I wanna spread you"
insulting + revolting = not hooking up with you douchebag
Best and worst (best because it has created an infamous and longstanding inside joke between me and the friend with me who also received this 'line,' worst because it was just so creepy):
One word when driving past a construction site- driving, not even walking. We were in the car and at a red light when we heard through the open window-
"Mamasita…." accompanied by an eyebrow raise, f#%!-me eyes and a horny little grin…
Him: Did it hurt? Me: Excuse me? Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from heaven. Me: No because my husband caught me.
I'm still trying to remember he had all of his teeth.
Hubby won me over the first night we met with "I'm too drunk to drive my truck. Can you take me home?"
Best and worst pick up line alllll rolled into one.
Excuse me, is this seat taken?
In my comment above, it was supposed to include GRABBING A$$….
I don't need to be entered in the giveaway, but I wanted to say that, yes, I read (and fell in love with) the Thoroughbred series. I had almost every single book and the ones I didn't own I borrowed from a friend….so no, it's not just you =)
The worst… "I'm leaving for basic training tomorrow. Don't you want to give a blow job to the man who's going to be fighting for your freedom?"
Um. No. No, I don't. But thanks for your sacrifice! Good luck to you!
The best… Yeah, I don't know if there IS a best. I think that's the nature of the pick-up line. They make you feel all squicky.
Best of the worst:
Him: When's your birthday?
Me: January 17th
Him: What year?
Me: 1986
Him: Oh! So that's the day God invented beauty!
LOL
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Best pick-up line? More like moment.
This gorgeous guy in a bar saved me from some creepos by nodding his head, you know the nod, and I walked to his table. Call me easy. He then proceeded to tell me he was going to come over to my table before the creepos and said he couldn't figure out what line to use. Yes, that's right he had written a whole list of corny pick-up lines. Well that worked on me for sure!
The first time I met my husband the convo went like this:
DH: Hi, I'm Rob.
Me: Hi, I'm Shae.
DH: Is that really your name?
My worste was from my husband – "lets go get a beer" – get up to the bar and he had no money!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The worst pick up I've endured went like this:
A friend and I went to a club and were dancing together on the dance floor. A guy comes up to me and we start dancing together, making conversation, he wasn't all that attractive, but he seemed nice, so I humoured him for a while. Then he leaned in and asked, "What are you drinking?" to which I replied, "Oh, I don't drink." He didn't even look at me after I told him that, he just turned around and walked away! I guess he figured he'd be better to try with another girl he could get drunk? I don't know!
worst line “Can I buy you a beer?” (I was drinking a glass of wine at the time).
My husband told me he spoke 11 languages when we met. I believed him, even when he said he spoke Russian and proceded to say, "vodka" and "mother Russia" with a Russian accent.
I should probably mention we were both beyond drunk.
On a cruise when I was about 20. A guy in his late twenties came and sat next to me at a bar in the nightclub. He asked if he could "buy" me a drink.
I use my key card to buy drinks which is linked to Daddy's credit card, but sure..what the Hell.
After some lame convo, he said "I'm married" with this huge stupid grin on his face. Then after a long pause and strange look from me, he said, "I thought girls like married guys, like they were untouchable. My wife is asleep in the cabin, no need to worry."
I laughed so hard. He got up and walked right out of the club.
The next day, he and his wife were on an excursion with my family. Egh..girl code. I went up to his wife when she was secluded and told her to put a leash on her man if she doesn't want him cheating. I didn't see either of them for the remainder of the 10 day cruise.
The worst in my case was at a club…a guy came up to my best friend and asked her if she liked to dance, when she replied "yes" he told her to go dance so he could talk to me. Yeah, I really want to chat it up with a guy who treats my friend like crap!
My favorite was also at a club. Call me a sucker, but I fell for it. He came up to me and said "see those guys over there?…they bet me $20 that I couldn't carry a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Want to have some drinks with me at their expense?"
The best (and worst) pick-up line was from my husband (before he was my husband). He asked me… "Did it hurt when you fell down?"
After a little bit of confusion on my part I started laughing hysterically, and he turned a deep shade of red.
What he meant to say was, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" He got the line mixed up and it was the most adorable thing ever.
I don't have a best or worst, but I do have a creepiest! This wierdo that came into the movie theater I work at on the side told me that he "liked the teeth on me" as I waited on him. The full story is on my blog: http://thsoapscumavenger.blogspot.com/2010/01/don…
My name is Victoria so you can imagine all the men who think they are oh so original coming up to me while winking and asking "so, what's your secret?" Ugh
Worst pick-up line:
In college I didn't have a car/driver's license so rode city bus line (free for college students). At the transit station, while waiting to transfer buses, I *had* to pee. The bathrooms at the station were nasty, but it was urgent, so I went. As I was exiting the bathroom, I was nice enough to hold the door for a (most likely homeless) guy going in and he proceeded to thank me, and then to hug me. And he wouldn't let go… Seriously the guy held onto me for the longest 30 seconds of my life ever until another guy came over and forced him to let me go. Of course, this would have been horrible had he not been homeless, but his personal hygiene really put the whole experience over the top.
I guess technically that wasn't a pick-up line, but he was thisclose to picking me up, literally…
I've never had a good pick up line lol BUT the worst was from my husband. We met when I was 17 and wore hemp necklaces. He took one look at my necklace and goes "So, you're a pothead?" It made me laugh and here we are 6 years later.
Worst: "You know you look like Jewel? Can I sing you a song?" After that he proceeded to follow me around all night playing the air guitar and singing "Foolish Games."
Best: I've got nothin! I've never been successfully picked up by anyone (I sort of snagged my husband with my obsessiveness myself)
A (very young) guy said to MY MOM, "Hey, you dropped something!" while we were walking through the mall. When she turned around and looked at the ground he said, "You're smile!" Totally lame!
Best and worst:
“F*ck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?”
Totally cracked me up. It started a conversation, but the rest of his talk wasn’t as amusing.
my worst pick-up line? it's gross…
"you know what you need? 12 inches, baby."
::barf::
Worst, ” I bet you can run real fast”
Best: ” You make me want to forget I’m married” LMAO! so wrong, but so good!
Worst: I was about 16 at the grocery store, and a creepy older guy asked "if I come here often." EWWWWWWWWW.
I also, as a bartender, had someone give me their number "in case things didn't work out with his girlfriend." Hot.
so I'm from WV.. but think you could probably tell by my worst pickup line – 2am in a shady bar that probably sells hunting licenses in the daylight – "your skin is as soft as the fur on a deer's butt"… I think he had 4 teeth and one crossed-eye…
Okay, a lot of these have been funny, but this is the only one that made me laugh out loud.
Me, too! I laughed out loud! Hilarious
Mine wasn't a pick-up line really, but it was baaaaaaaaad.
This was my freshman year of college I believe, when Facebook was still only for college students. Anywho. There was this guy at a different college who was room-mates with someone I knew. Apparently he had fallen in love with me. We chatted every once in a while on AIM. One day, I logged on to Facebook and it said I had a relationship request. I clicked on it, thinking WTF? It was this guy. I had never met, requesting to be my boyfriend on Facebook. He immed me a few minutes later and said "Sooo?"
I politely declined his request.
In the haircare aisle in Target after JUST having an IUD shoved in me. Hair in a pony tail, black jogging suit–not the epitome of sexy. Dude walks up and gives me "the nod".
Creep-o: hey gorgeous, you are looking fine today.
Me: Smile politely and reach for something with my ring finger.
Creep-o: Oh come on, you don't need anything to make you more beautiful
Oh how I wanted to shove pantie liners in his face and tell him I just had a t-shaped rod shoved up my vag and I was about to bleed all over the place and needed to go home.
But I didn't.
I say, "I'm sorry but I'm married."
Creep-o: Aww man, figures. Hey, do you a sister? You are fine,
Me: No. (Start to walk away)
Creep-o: Cousin?
Me: no. (Walking faster and heading toward the feminine hygiene aisle. )
Creep-o: Well can I call you if it does not work out for you?
Me. Done talking by now and walked away.
He was vile.
Best pick-up line: Not even a line, per se, but the most amazing attempt I have even witnessed. I was at my office Christmas party at an upscale restaurant, sitting next to my "date" (a set-up… it wasn't happening). It was time for the food to come, and a waiter that was not ours delivered my plate to me, so deftly slipping something under my plate that I barely noticed it. I scooted the plate aside to see a note. I quickly moved it into my lap before my date noticed and read "I don't know if you're with the guy you're sitting next to, but I would never forgive myself if I didn't ask you out." Needless to say, he got my number and we went out for a few months. Way to make a girl feel incredible!
Worst: A group of football players following me around campus, with one repeating "I like your jeans," over and over again. For the record, they were really hot jeans.
Neither of these were from my husband, but that was more of a instantaneous lust at first sight situation.
From an older boy while I was walking on the beach at vacation when I was 17:
"You wanna hang out? I don't got AIDS or nothing."
OMG! I read every. single. one of the Thoroughbred books. They're in a box in my basement just waiting for DD!
The closest thing I got to a pickup line is when my husband was sitting next to me in class and said "So, anything fun going on this weekend?" And I thought "Who is this guy and why is he randomly talking to me like we know each other?"
Best- my fiancee a couple of weeks ago put a new spin on a classic. He looked at me and said, "Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I've got an erection." Totally caught me off guard and I laughed so hard I snorted. :]
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Not really a pick up line, but when I met my husband his friend (who is also my friend) was talking to me as my husband walked out of the bathroom. My friend introduced and said "this is Tom, he just took a dump".
Waiting in line to change my last name, some gnarly dude is blatantly undressing me with his eyes. When the line FINALLY moves, and I have to stand closer to him, he says " Heeeyy girrrll…..you ever had a date at the social security office before?"
Oh, so many! I guess the worst was I was in a club and some guy just came up and started palming my ass. I very politely (I must have been sober still) took his hand off my ass and placed it by his side and began to walk away. He stopped me and said “WTF? I was just trying to have a good time!”
LMAO.
Runner up: A guy who I was clearly not that interested in offered to give me his number. I said ok , just to get him out of my face. He must have caught on, because he said “Look, don’t take this [business card] if you’re not going to call me. It’s the last one I have!”
Best Pick up line: So in middle school I had this pseudo-boyfriend. It was one of those complicated middle school things I guess. We were in the computer lab and my ditzy friend asked him how to spell gorgeous and he said "B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Y" Pretty good for a prepubescent boy!
Thanks for hosting! The worst pickup line I've ever received was from a fugly short man at the gas station… in Spanish "you should be pumping your own gas!"
My response – My husband is working to pay for it! ::rolls eyes::
Worst – You're really hott, wanna make out?
My response – I don't even know your name, do you know mine?
His response – No…. You're really hott though, wanna make out?
LOVE LOVE LOVE this topic! My stonach hurts from the laughter!
So the worst pick up line…
Hey! My buddies bet me that I couldnt get a bra tonight…wanna sell your for $50?
Umm, no, it was an expensive bra that night, but my girlfriend was wearing a cheapie, so she slid it off and helped him put it on. I think she made a pretty good deal. And folks, these are USAF Officers….scared munch?
And the best is from my now husband, he came up to me after talking to one of my friends and said "Are you really the bitch that your friends want me to think you are? " Its silly, but I loved that he saw thru all the crap my friends were piling on, you know, since it was a girls night and no boys were allowed and all
Are you from Tenesse?
No, why?
Cause you’re the only ten I see
and
do you mind if I hit on you? And to this my dumb teenage self in my McDonald’s uniform gave him my number.
My best and only pickup line is also courtesy of my husband. We were in high school when we met at camp, and we were sitting together on a couch watching a movie. He put his arm around me and said "Don't mind me, I'm just spreading out." It was so hokey but it totally worked!
So this is really going to reveal me as the nerd I am . . . here goes.
In college, I worked as a math tutor for high school students. I was leaving for the day when one of my super-ballsy (high school) students came up to me in the parking lot and said, "Hey, I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!" I was mildly intrigued because I knew he had to have looked that one up, since I knew he didn't know what a derivative was; I mean, I just tutored the kid.
So I responded, "Oh yeah? Well, too bad for you, I like being my boyfriend's integral so I can lie beneath him."
Yeah, they're both pretty terrible (only if you're a math geek, I guess), but we did both laugh.
And then awkwardly walked away from each other.
I don't remember any pickup lines used on me…but I wanted to share the one I used to get my husband. We were out bowling one night and I was fiddling around with his camera on his phone. I took a picture of myself while leaning over capturing my hair falling in my face and my amazing cleavage. i handed him the phone back as I said "This is what it would look like if I was on top." That was all it took and he was hooked!
Worst pick-up line ever: "Do you have any portuguese in you?"
Me: "No."
Him: "Would you like some?" YUCK!
I can't really remember the best pick-up line. Guess that means I've never had one.
Worst: "Why don't you dump the jerk you're going out with and go out with me instead." The "jerk" I was going out with was my then-boyfriend, now husband. The dude who said it later moved to the Arctic Circle to teach. Yeah, cuz that sounds like fun.
The best and cheesiest pickup line ever used on me was about 10 years ago, I was in my 20's and someone came up and used the following line on me.
"Are you from Tennessee because you are the only 10 I See"
I still remember that, I laughed and laughed.
I would love a t-shirt that says Zoe Gracyn's Mommy!!
This is actually one that my younger brother used on a girl he had a crush on in the fifth grade, so not sure if it counts!!
G- Hey! If you were a booger I'd pick you first!
Worst pick up line… "so, do you like ultimate fighting?"
I'm not sure which of these is the best and which is the worst. A cute guy at a bar in college came up to me after we had made eye contact:
"Hi there… I noticed you, noticing me, noticing you… and I think it's about time we got noticed by everybody else."
After a few more hours, a few more drinks and many more laughs he threw out this gem:
"You want to get out of here? Maybe let me make your night…. and ruin your morning?"
(didn't happen… that night. =) )
Clever? Cheesy? Marriage material? Apparently, because I ended up with the goof ball.
Hubby: Wanna come back to my place for pizza and sex?
Me: No
Hubby: Why not? Don't you like pizza?
This is one you see on websites and say “no way anyone would ever say that.” BUT alas, in good ole Harrisonburg Virgina (my college town) one of the locals said to me “Excuse me, you have something in your eye” *he reaches up, sweeping a non existent hair out of my face* “oh no, it’s just a sparkle”
best pick-up line, 6 years ago from my now husband:
“You wanna come back to my place and finish off this case of beer?”
CLASSY.
A friend and I were walking down the street once when a guy stopped us and said, "Are you two from Tennessee?" When we said no, he replied, "Well, you're the only tens I see." We laughed in his face and walked away.
Are your parents assholes?…Cause you're the shit.
Here's the worst I heard said to a friend of mine
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
(standing in the lunch line)
Him – :::taps my shoulder:::
:::I turn around:::
Him – "fat penguin"
Me – "Um.. Excuse me?"
Him – "Nothin baby, just trying to break the ice"
Yes.. That actually happened
In college – How long have I known you? And I ain't kissed you yet?
I married him three years later.
Sadly I don't remember any pickup lines I have received…probably mentally blocked them out. But I will say I have really enjoyed reading every single entry and laughing at the best/worst lines. I'd love to be entered to win the shirt!
The worst pick-up line was in college…”I think you are hot but my friend says you aren’t. What do you think?”
Conversation ended there.
Worst Pick Up Line: " Sooo, (Slurred with drunkeness) I heard a rumor you liked me"…NOT anymore!
Worst pickup line:
"Girl, you fiiiiine. Want a mustache ride?"
"Best" (or at least the one that worked) – First I must point out that I am a mere 4'10" tall. My hubby was drummer in my roommate's brother's band (follow?). Roomie and I went to see them practice and we even bought band t-shirts (groupie love!) All the guys signed the shirts and my hubby wrote "Finally a fan I can look up to" – a short joke but it worked
"Worst" – Went to see hubby and the band play at a bar and some random drunk breathed all over me "You are so desirable"… and then made the rounds of all the girls I came with and said the same thing.
“Wow, Toni is a really masculine name for such a pretty girl”. Huh? Insult and compliment in one?
In an email from the man who would become my husband
"I dont see why we shouldn't go out.."
That's why we call him Mr. Romance
In an email from my future husband
"I don't see why we shouldn't go out"
Worst pickup line ever: "Call me Mr.Flinstone I can make your bed rock."
(I know it came from a song but my cousin just got hit on with it at a bar the other night…At least the guy could have tried to be original…)
best pick up line ever…i'll never forget this…
My bff and i created a list of questions/ requirements a guy had to pass for us to continue talking to him at the bar. We were about 21 at the time. The guy I was talking to passed 2 out of 3.
1. Are you married? (my bff had history where married guys loved her) NO
2. Do you have any kids? (who needs extra baggage, we had enough of our own) NO
3. Are you military affiliated? (neither of us were interested in that life style) YES.
Awww…too bad…
Well the guy trumped my questionnaire by being super cute and funny. We talked for a while and before he left the bar he handed me a tiny piece of paper with his phone number AND the date he was scheduled to be discharged. Adorable…does that count as a "pick up line."
In college I took a country dance class with friends who were a couple – this meant my partner was left to fate. Guy-to-girl ratio was going leave some ladies dancing together, so I felt pretty good when a guy approaches me to partner-up. After half-an-hour of trying to follow him in a spazzy jitter-bug, listening as he tells me about his mad martial arts skills, he asks, "What do you weigh – about 130? Yeah, that'd be a one-armed throw." Pretty sure I was supposed to be impressed that he could drop me with one arm. I dropped the class.
Not so much a pick-up line, but a guy I was crazy about was playing me and I knew it. We had a discussion about him seeing other people, but still wanting to date me too. "You'd be the smartest girl I'd be dating." Wow, pretty hard for a "smart girl" to agree to those terms. It still took me two years to cut my ties. He had GREAT hair – my weakness.
Worst: "Nice shoes. Wana fuck"
Not used on me, but I still remember it because I still can't decide if it's hilarious or disgusting:
"Just so you know, I have a ten inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears."
Worst:
I was in a really trendy metro store at the mall and the sales guy came up to me (in leather pants) and said that the girls in the dressing room were trying to get him to put on a dress. He said – "I would never put on a dress for those girls, but I would probably put one one if you asked me to" Then he proceeded to follow me around the store and tease me about how I wanted to see him in a dress, which I clearly did not. It was creepy.
Best:
I don't really like any pick up lines, but the best line I have heard was when DH told me I was different from every girl he had ever met and he couldn't imagine ever meeting anyone like me again.
I don't know if this is considered a pick-up line, but when me and my now-DH were on our 2nd date, he had planned that he was going to kiss me that evening. He had programed it in his phone for an alarm to sound for the time that he wanted to kiss me! I hear his phone go off and then all of sudden he looks down at me and says "Let me give something a try" and kisses me!! He later showed me his phone where it said at 6:00 "Kiss Erin". I thought it cute but a tad bit corny!
I don't have any good pickup lines and I'm not anyone's mommy, but I just HAD to comment about the Thoroughbred books. I read every single one of them and they were my favorite series as a child. I always used to want to have a child named Ashleigh just because I loved the spelling and the book character so much!
Four years ago, my husband walked up to me at the gym while I was doing an exercise & asked me "Have you ever done that with weights?" I smiled & said yes & he walked away but later came back & we hit it off. I still make fun of him for it, lol.
My husband asked me out with a piece of paper that had Will you go out with me? done with the dashes so i would have to fill in the letters, like so… _ _ _ _ _ _ _… etc.
Only, he didn't do the words right.
I gave it back to him and said I couldn't figure it out, so he had to redo it.
Hey, he as a shy high school sophomore…
The worst pickup line? "So you gonna let me holla?" I was 19, it was Mardi Gras… and I actual DID "let him holla." *shudders at my young silly self*
The best? From DH of course – later that same year. I was a cashier at a grocery store, he was a frequent customer. He simply said, "I noticed you smiling at me…" and it flew from there.
This was the worst: "Hey, which 'Sex and the City' girl do you think is most like you?" I told him Samantha…just to see the look on his face.
you see this face right here.. well you better remember it because its leaving at 10 and you better be on it..
really old creepy biker man…