We’ve already established my adoration of all things Carter’s.  It is almost a sickness, but their stuff is just so damn cute.  But I do have a bone to pick with this particular cotton sleep n’ play, as modeled above.

It is obviously a “jungle” theme.  Monkeys.  Lions.  Hippos.  Frogs.  And…puppies?  Are there any puppies native to the jungle lands?  Did I miss that biology lesson?

All I can think of is that the invite to this outfit requested that everyone bring a snack, & the lion opted for the tasty, yet fattening, puppy dog.

To which Harrison says, WTF?!?!

Listen, Carter’s design team — I’d appreciate it if you’d let me teach my son the Circle of Life on my own time, much like those pesky birds & bees.  What next, jammies that sport the Trojan man?