Good thing I cleared the laundry off the guest bed since Aunt Flo showed up this morning.

Last night (or technically, this morning), I was up at 2:30 am with a crying, wide-awake, refusing-to-be-soothed Harrison.  When the four o’clock hour drew near, I thought “No way could this be worse.”

But then I got awful stomach cramps.   Five minutes later, I thought, “Well, nothing could be worse than a screaming baby & diarrhea at 4am.”

But then I stood up.  & realized that I started my first postpartum period.  My uterus, awesome as ever, gave me a two-week sabbatical from bleeding.  How gracious.

Miserable, I laid a drowsy blonde boy in his crib with his Soothe n’ Glow Seahorse, praying that he’d fall asleep on his own so I could crawl miserably into bed with Nate.

Right before I fell asleep to cramps, back pain, & a pounding headache, I realized that I have only had ONE period since August 2008.  & I totally forgot what a bitch they are.

HeirtoBlair500x150 v41 Good thing I cleared the laundry off the guest bed since Aunt Flo showed up this morning.

Comments

  1. Natalie says:

    Aw, sorry that the bitch is back! I've almost forgotten what it's like to have one since being pregnant.

  2. Danse says:

    Ugh. I'm 8 weeks and counting of PP bleeding. If 1 more person complains about their 2 weeks I'm gonna throat punch them.

  3. Kim says:

    Oooh no I'm sorry! Awful awful awful. I got mine a little after I stopped bleeding, too. And I EBF. What….the…..Eff.

  4. Kaybee says:

    Hopefully it gets better because they say that PP AF is the bitchiest of them all.

  5. Jess says:

    my pp bleeding never stopped due to a piece of placenta being left in the uterus and it took an emergency D&C to figure it out.

    Once that drama was said and done, AF showed up exactly 6 weeks to the day my water broke.

  6. Samantha says:

    I'm at 4 weeks and counting of PP bleeding and dreading the first PPAF.

  7. Veronica M. says:

    Welcome back to the club! I forgot what it was like to have a period because I had a baby in July 2008, had one period and got knocked up AGAIN 9 weeks after first baby was born. I had second baby in June 2009 and my second period in 2 years in September. Talk about a break!

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