Bitch, step off.

1 Dec posted by

I really should not find this funny.

I mean, a 50-lb dog just stomped on my child, making him cry. & I can’t stop laughing.
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Probably because he was grinning up at her, thinking “Oh, my BFF!! Life is awesome!” & then she stomped on him like the Jolly Green Giant. Don’t worry, the moment I picked him up, he sucked on his paci twice & stopped crying.
Poor Harrison. It won’t be the first time your best friend stomps all over you. ’tis an unfortunate lesson in life.
HeirtoBlair500x150 v41 Bitch, step off.

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When I was little, I thought dirt in my fingernails was the worst thing ever. I was wrong.

1 Dec posted by

Today was the first day I thought Harrison’s poop smelled especially rank.

Today was also the first day I accidentally put my entire hand into his dirty diaper. & consequently got baby poop under my fingernail.
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