We’re going to call this new segment, "Never Have I Ever."

aka all of those things I SWORE I’d never do prior to parenting.

Oh, yes. I’m doing this & thus opening myself to cheers, jeers, & cyber-”I-told-you-so’s.” & so we begin what will undoubtedly be the next few years of Blair’s “Never Have I Ever.”

Pre-parenting motto: “I will NEVER co-sleep with my child!”

Exhibit #1 for your scrutiny:

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::gasp!:: What is that I see?? A devilishly handsome man & a wee lad curled up together…IN A BED?! ASLEEP?? GOOD GRACIOUS, THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!

Only not. & actually, 5 minutes prior to this photo, it was me that Harrison was curled into, one hand on my breast, breathing in Momma. Because honestly, we had a rough morning. Harrison has been passed from stranger to stranger & Momma’s hormones are really kicking in, so what we both needed was just to get away together. Mostly for my mental health, but all I could think of was if I was Harrison & had spent 24 hours per day with my Momma for 9+ months…well, I’d want to curl up next to her like old times, too. We tried the crib for his nap, but the moment he cried, that was it — I was already at the end of my emotional rope. I snagged him & pulled him right in bed with me, where we napped for 3 hours under Nate’s watchful eye. He burrowed himself right into me & it felt like being home again, for both of us.

Will we co-sleep at night? I doubt it. I really, really don’t want to get open that box of Pandora’s. & for naps, these first few days with Nate checking in? Bring me my baby & leave me the hell alone. I think it’s a balance of what is really important to you & sticking to those guns versus what is best for now, for baby & Momma.

However, I still maintain that I will NEVER let Harrison tromp through someone’s flower bed on Halloween night to get to their front door. On the other hand, check back in a few years, mmkay? icon wink Were going to call this new segment, "Never Have I Ever."

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Once a bride, always a bridesmaid.

Or something like that.

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I’m still in shock that I actually did this — three days post-partum, I did my hair, put on a formal dress, kissed my husband & baby goodbye for 3 hours, & walked down the isle. Oh, & sat on a wooden pew for an hour despite stitches in my vagina.

Watching my friend get married was worth every second of it. I’ll never, ever regret it. I did skip the reception so not to overdue it physically, which was understood by all. But it sure was sweet to come home, grab Harrison, & snuzzle that sweet baby scent. Even though he’s looking over my shoulder like, “Umm…WTF is Momma wearing?!”

Listen, kid…I won’t be in sweatpants forever.

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