It’s not me. It’s you. You are disgusting & therefore, I’m evicting you as of this morning.
Since I promised not to take pictures, I’ll just leave you with a visual. Remember this guy?
yeah, that’s what a mucus plug looks like. Minus the hair. & the ability to fly during a sweeping cinematic ballad.
oh, p.s. as of yesterday, I was one centimeter! One glorious, lone centimeter in one night! ’tis time to throw confetti & break out the champagne!!
