How far along? 38 weeks.
Total weight gain: Holding steady at 37 lbs.
Maternity clothes? oh, indeed.
Sleep: I just want one night where I don’t get up 5 times to pee, or am woken up by numb hands (thank you, carpel tunnel), or end up on my back breathing funny. JUST ONE NIGHT.
Best moment this week: Baby shower #2 was amazing.
Movement: yep, but slowing down some. He sleeps more!
Gender: boy!
Labor Signs: First contractions, tons of cramping, but I’m only 50% effaced with ZERO dilation.
Belly Button in or out? In.
What I miss: Comfortably holding a pen, eating utensil, etc.
What I am looking forward to: The work shower on Wednesday!
Weekly Wisdom: If you don’t want your kid to come, make sure you keep a clean house & shaved legs — I figure he’ll only come when I’m caught unawares 
Milestones: First contractions, first internal exam.
