Oops.

Apparently you need more than 5 weeks notice to schedule “meet n’ greets” with pediatricians.

First major parenting FAIL — check!

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Mind your own beeswax, mmkay?

After receiving my FMLA paperwork back from my OBGYN, I noticed that those nosy-pokers asked the specific date illness began.

My OB professionally listed “LMP – 12/28/08.”

I stuck a sticky note over it that read, “NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, JIM.”

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