Blair: ::screaming, grabbing crotch & rolling on couch:: ”OWWW!”
Nate: “What’s wrong? Tourettes?”
Blair: ::gasps out:: “Lightening crotch!”
Nate: “You know what the antidote for that is, right?”
Blair: “No, what?”
Nate: ::wiggling eyebrows suggestively:: “Thunder cock.”
Sorry, ladies. He’s taken.
