On the plus side, it was easy clean-up & I bathed immediately afterwards.
So I picked up the phone & dialed BFF Carrie for both fluffy words of love & to solidify lunch plans. I’m explaining my water-vomiting & she goes, “Oh, God. I don’t know what it’s like to be pregnant, but I do know what it’s like to be hungover. & I have vomited in the shower before after an evening of gin.”
I smile & say, “Darling, then you know what it’s like to be pregnant — like a perma-hangover.”
BFF Carrie’s reply: ”Sweet Jesus, no thank you.”
