Dear Harpie Jr,
8 Week Letter
First Act of Pregnant Psychosis
regarding food. And ice cream.
I totally just called my local Cold Stone to ask if they have these in store:
and they totally do. I’m buying some.
Oh, and after another near-fainting experience while I was innocently sitting at my desk, I had my blood pressure taken (110/70 so it’s fine) and called the advice nurse. Who suggested that I start downing between 60-90 oz water per day on top of milk & juices, plus eat 6 small meals of protein. That is just zero fun. ::blair nom noms on a peanut butter cracker::
Hit the deck!
So…I almost fainted in Target. Wandering around, staring aimlessly at baby clothes and I just felt…weak. & wobbly. Like I was completely going to hit the floor in 2.5 seconds. Things got fuzzy, so I scurried out the door & ripped into my granola bars.
After discussing it with friends, I don’t think it was a blood sugar issue. I haven’t puked today & I’ve eaten pretty steadily. Kept water down. Which leaves blood pressure as the likely culprit. This is unfortunate, because in conjunction with increased blood volume & flow in pregnancy, I’ve had low blood pressure problems in the past.
& I would prefer to not have them again.
Cool things. Literally.
This kid is making me sick. Ridiculously, horribly sick. I have puked more with this baby in 8 weeks than I did in an entire 11 weeks with Harpie. Thankfully, I have an “in” on the Zofran black market.
Which is why I don’t blog much. Because I am too busy dry-heaving over my trash can during the day, & lying on my couch at night begging Nate for a glass of milk….or a knife to stab myself with. But if I were to blog religiously, it would be about vomit. & how I spent the majority of Sunday in bed, dry heaving for endless hours on my 400 thread-count sheets. And how I keep puking up 1/3 of dinner on a nightly basis, even though cupcakes go down & stay down with ease.
Bird rattles
From BlaBla. ::squeeeaaaaaa:: This is so precious that I could not help myself. Check out the dolls, which are also over-the-moon-to-die-for.





