Please take note that it is not appropriate to write on the back of a Christmas card, “Hey, I’m going to need my maternity clothes back for another pregnant friend. kthnx!!”
::blank stare::
I mean…couldn’t you send a text message & it be just as effective? This is from the same friend previously blogged upon, who mentioned she would kill herself if she were graced with a positive pee stick.
Nate & I have decided to handle this in a mature fashion by taking a tip from Billy Madison — we will be depositing a flaming lunch bag of shit on her doorstep as soon as we coordinate our escape run.
