An example of things you should not say or do when picking up your little sister from her first Drivers Education class.
No matter the personal rage you feel, you should not:
- Go 35 miles per hour over speed bumps through a church parking lot.
- Squeal to a stop behind a blue Matrix at a stop sign.
- Flash your brights at said blue Matrix when they missed the first opportunity to turn left.
- Lean your head out the window & scream “Are you waiting for the second coming of Christ? Sweet baby Jesus will NOT save you from this left turn before I wipe your ass with my Jimmy Choo!” (important note: this is even more so erroneous in a church parking lot. Henceforth, I will be attending a different church tomorrow morning)
- Peel out in front of thirty cars after blue Matrix idiot finally gets the notice from the universe that it is okay to turn left.
I fear this did not set a stella example for the younger child.
