Gin will work, but a beer bong would be more efficient.

FYI: This rather large gin & tonic is made of 50% alcohol.

Why, you ask? Because we just got the breakdown of hospital costs from 6 hours in the Emergency Room & D&E procedure.

6 hours of personal hell to the tune of $9,000.00. Oh, and we owe 20% of that. You do the math. (for those of you that didn’t pass 7th grade, that’s $1800 of our Wachovia account)

Yeah. So we’re drinking tonight.

beer2 Gin will work, but a beer bong would be more efficient.

Because if we don’t get drunk, we’ll cry. And that’s not something either one of us is interested in doing tonight. Because that $1,800.00 must come out of our beloved Baby Fund for which we scrimped & saved for over a year. Setting us back $1,800.00 until we can financially TTC again.

$1,800.00 for our sweet Harpie, who we will never hold this side of Heaven. ::blair takes a long swig of gin:: God bless Beefeaters. Cheers, bitches.

p.s. this doesn’t count the charges from the ob. so add at least a few hundred to that one.

HeirtoBlair500x150 v41 Gin will work, but a beer bong would be more efficient.

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