So is Harpie Baby #1 and Harpie Jr. Baby #2? Or does Harpie not count as Baby #1…maybe Harpie was Baby 0.5?

Are we simply going to be TTC #2? Or TTC #1, Round 2?

These are the things you ponder at 7am while hooked up to a nebulizer after a night of coughing & psychotic dreams. Dreams about your “little sister” in your sorority finding out she’s knocked up by her 40-year old baby daddy in St. Luica. & she thinks she’s 5 weeks, but the OB at Sandals says she’s 12 weeks, 4 days & that makes you want to throat punch her because OH MY GOD you would be 12 weeks 4 days if your body hadn’t malfunctioned on you. And then you get pissy because it would be so much fun to be KU together, but that can’t happen anymore. And you run sobbing into this crashing ocean that is all black & deadly where your mother’s college roommate comes out to console you. Oh, and there was a lesbian priest in there somewhere.

Translation?
The sorority sister thing almost did happen, but with my “big sister,” who is due May 21st. I had been looking at Sandals online yesterday, wanting to go back. And my mother’s college roommate came to Thanksgiving. No clue where the lesbian priest came from. ::shrugs::

Still. Not overly pleasant.