#1 Question People Ask
Was Harpie planned?
#2 Question People Ask
Is Nate excited??
::blank stare:: No, he’s not. We planned this baby, but he’s totally pissed about it. In fact, he had nothing to do with it. I spontaneously conceived this child all by myself. Nate had no part in it & therefore is not excited at all. Don’t even mention Harpie or he’ll frown because he’s a baby-hater.
umm….of course he is excited about his child.
And dudes, nobody asks me if I’m excited. Why does that feel like a throwback to the 1950′s??
