This is my new nickname. Fatty McFatterson. Pudge. Lard ass. Because these are the foods Harpie likes:

• Snickers (I eat the minis to feel better about myself. God bless Halloween for supplying these in abundance)
• Eggo waffles with butter & syrup
• hushpuppies dipped in mustard & ketchup
• oatmeal with banana
• apples
• ice cream (OMG ICE CREAM)
• bagels with cream cheese. LOTS of cream cheese.
• fried chicken
• tater tots
• scrambled eggs. with cheddar cheese.
• steak
• baked potato. loaded. sour cream, cheddar cheese, butter, & 5,000 calories per bite
• thin crust cheese pizza
• cheddar cheese & crackers
• granola
• fast food cheeseburgers
• grilled cheese made with 2 slices of cheddar cheese so that the cheese drips out of the edges
• salad with ranch dressing. And cheddar cheese.

Yeah. Blair is going to be effing huge at the end of this pregnancy. The only things mildly nutritious on that list are the salad, granola, steak, oatmeal, & apples. I made Nate pull into Smithfield’s before grocery shopping so I could get a bag of hot hushpuppies & dip them in mustard & ketchup. It’s like a corn dog without the hot dog. So basically fried bread. Surely that has some nutritional value somewhere, right?

I can’t help it if I have an extreme vomitous aversion to anything that’s not fried or topped with cheddar cheese.