When you can smell chicken salad throughout your house, even though your husband threw it out 4 days ago, you know your dog nose is out of control.

::gags:: Worst. mistake. ever. to think that chicken salad would be tempting.

I apologize, but I have been too busy dry heaving over a toilet today to update you on MIL’s response. Patience. Make yourself useful & go get me some Emetrol & Jolly Ranchers, mmkay?