I am mildly shocked at the subdued and minimal questions there were I thought my readers had a little more sass to them, but I guess you hadn’t had your morning triple lattes.

1. Dear Meredith, I love my besties more than life itself and potentially more than Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

2. bwhahaha Danse, NO, I did not vote for my own birthday. I don’t think. I don’t find it that shocking that several people find my birthday a momentous occasion. ::blair writes letter to the president to make it a national holiday::

3. Oh Heather…I am hot because I know no other way.

4. Speed, if murder were a fragrance, there is an excellent chance it would smell like a potent mixture of Jake, Peanut, Tuck, and cow manure. But you’re the one that put that thought into my head. Prior to that, I think Murder might smell like asparagus pee.

5. Boxers, Lovenote. Always boxers. We free ball in la casa de Waldorf.

NEW QUESTION!
6. Betty, Nate and I are currently working on the Bear Dance, but perfection takes time. Bear Dancing Status Update is this: “Bust a Move” has been successfully downloaded, rehearsals have begun, but we are having difficulty locating bear masks that are reasonably priced, but I may resort to paper grocery bags & magic markers, a la preschool art class. Patience, young padawan. I doubt they will be condomhead bears simply because stretching a condom over a bear’s head would be a feat worthy of the circus. I prefer to bear dance with some sprinkler action and some middle-school white girl moves. I will let you be the judge when bear dancing does make it’s debut.