I have never laughed so hard in my life.
22 Sep posted by
Oh, I meant to tell you.
22 Sep posted by
I have officially been inducted into the “Just relax” Club. Which is retarded, considering this is only our 2nd cycle and I am far from stressed about TTC. We’re still very much in the “HOLY CRAP LOTS OF SEX THIS IS FUN!” stage.
My old buddy IMed me the other day and asked if Nate & I were “trying.” I replied, “It just hasn’t happened yet.” I wasn’t being dramatic or trying to imply anything other than yep, we’re trying and nope, not knocked up yet. Her response? “Just relax! It will happen when you least expect it.”
Errr…thanks. Would you like payment for such sage wisdom?
fwiw, she’s pregnant. On accident. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
I’ve gone off the deep end.
22 Sep posted by
Diaper bag for phantom fetus? CHECK!
I snagged this gem at TJ Maxx this weekend for $50…love, love, love. It’s orange, which matches the Bumbleride stroller I want. Nate looked at me like I had 5 heads when I showed it to him. He’s so judgemental.
Jesus cries when you lie.
22 Sep posted by
From: lenloe
Date: 9/22/2008 at 10:41 AM
baby jesus, to be exact.
From: BlairWaldorf
Date: 9/22/2008 at 10:42 AM
In his manger. And not even the shepherds can comfort him.
From: lenloe
Date: 9/22/2008 at 10:43 AM
and the goats cry too. at the manger. and one of the three kings—the sensitive one.
From: Kalsbabymama
Date: 9/22/2008 at 10:45 AM
And buddha looks on without a smile.
Keep that in mind.
