God, I want to be pregnant. I want to be a mother. I want to see my husband’s eyes in my little girl or boy’s face, and to know that I am making a difference in the world. I want to build a family, and raise smart children that know God and know love. I know this is a very sappy, un-Blair-like post, a bit mundane, yet still overly-dramatic.

Please, please God….please let me be pregnant this month. I’m begging You, from the bottom of my soul.

Your regularly scheduled sarcastic Blair will return tomorrow after a good night’s rest.