So the other night before going to bed, I religiously take 2 sips of bedtime water, set my alarm to 6am, and double-check that my BBT is within barely-awake arm’s reach away. Nate looks over at my nighttime ritual & asks, “Blair, where do you take your temperature?”
Blair: ::blank stare:: “Errrrr….exactly where do you think I take it?”
Nate: “I thought your mouth, but since your taking your temperature for your vagina, I thought you might…you know.”
Blair: “Shove it in my box?!?”
Nate: ::bright red:: “Maybe??”
Blair: “Nate, my sweet little gummibear…you are beside me every morning. Don’t you think you would notice if I was digging under the sheets for my crotch at 6am?”
