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Haven’t ovulated this cycle… Pregnant?!
From: MarcieHooley
Date: 9/11/2008 at 9:25 AM
Question:I have POA ovulation stick for the last week and have not shown signs. Could this mean I am pregnant?! (Fingers crossed!) I ovulate like clockwork – 12 days after the beginning of AF…Please help!
Thanks,
Marcie

**I’m handing out gold sticky stars to the person who gives the best answer!

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In the same post, I give you the kick-ass rebuttal of the day:

From: YachtRacer1977
Date: 9/11/2008 at 9:35 AM
No. You will not get a BFP until December 14th. In accordance with the prophecy.

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Let's discuss my chart.

Shall we? I feel like every time I look at them in FF, I get so confused & discombobulated. So I cropped them to the same size & CD, to put side-by-side for comparison. Cycle 1 vs Cycle 2, sudden death match.

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hmmmm….not as jacked up as I previously thought. If you look at specific days & temps, it looks like they’re pretty much the same, just one day “ahead” on Cycle 2. Pretty much the same pattern, just a wee bit more dramatic then Cycle 1.

My uterus is acting like a drama queen this week.

I am slightly concerned that I will ovulate while out-of-town sans Nate this weekend, which explains the seduction that occurred this morning. And tomorrow morning. And Sunday night when I get home, Monday…well, you get the picture.

oh, p.s. if you’re one of those bitches with a 3-day period, I hate you. I hate you when I look at your chart & see L-M-L for 3 days as red squares. Whores, all of you. Oh, excuse me…is my raging jealousy showing?

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